Meet the Infurnationals: Sap Muffin (Canada Day)
Name: Sap Muffin
Species: Alaskan Moose
Age: 48
Likes: Toilet humor, Facesitting/Facefarting, Flatulence humor, Hip-Hop, Armpit farting, Zombie apocalypse, Mooning, Teasing, Horror films, Porn magazines, Survival horror, Psychological horror
Dislikes: Beer, Wine, Coffee, Assholes, Energy drinks, Boredom, Mpreg, Drama, Politics, SJWs, Capitalism, Uptight people, Tough guy wannabes, Superstition
Favorite Food: Bridge Mix
Occupation: Shopkeeper (Also a Cashier)
Birthplace: New Brunswick
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Stake Guns
Title: Twilight Slayer
Fursonal Quote: “Ugh. A guy like me can never catch a break.”
Mr. H: "Umm...I dunno about y'all, but this guy seems to be a real pain. Who is he, you ask? He goes by the name Sap Muffin. Honestly, this dude looks like he doesn't give a shit. Then again, his life was probably dull. Heh. I don't blame him. I mean, we all wish we could live a better life, y'know? But you know what? For Sap Muffin, he's an Infurnational now. So, his life is probably gonna be better than expected even though we're all risking our lives on these dangerous missions. Despite being a lazy, horny, and gassy stick-in-the-mud, this ol' moose daddy got balls. I mean, he ain't afraid to pick a fight with someone who dares get in his way. Hell, you oughta watch out for his stake guns. Not "steak" guns, STAKE GUNS! S-T-A-K-E. Got it memorized? So, yeah. Sap Muffin fights with his three trusty stake guns. They fire stakes at high speed, and it hurts like hell for they'll literally pierce your heart. He'll be stake gunning his foes like he's living in a horror movie."
Species: Alaskan Moose
Age: 48
Likes: Toilet humor, Facesitting/Facefarting, Flatulence humor, Hip-Hop, Armpit farting, Zombie apocalypse, Mooning, Teasing, Horror films, Porn magazines, Survival horror, Psychological horror
Dislikes: Beer, Wine, Coffee, Assholes, Energy drinks, Boredom, Mpreg, Drama, Politics, SJWs, Capitalism, Uptight people, Tough guy wannabes, Superstition
Favorite Food: Bridge Mix
Occupation: Shopkeeper (Also a Cashier)
Birthplace: New Brunswick
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Stake Guns
Title: Twilight Slayer
Fursonal Quote: “Ugh. A guy like me can never catch a break.”
Mr. H: "Umm...I dunno about y'all, but this guy seems to be a real pain. Who is he, you ask? He goes by the name Sap Muffin. Honestly, this dude looks like he doesn't give a shit. Then again, his life was probably dull. Heh. I don't blame him. I mean, we all wish we could live a better life, y'know? But you know what? For Sap Muffin, he's an Infurnational now. So, his life is probably gonna be better than expected even though we're all risking our lives on these dangerous missions. Despite being a lazy, horny, and gassy stick-in-the-mud, this ol' moose daddy got balls. I mean, he ain't afraid to pick a fight with someone who dares get in his way. Hell, you oughta watch out for his stake guns. Not "steak" guns, STAKE GUNS! S-T-A-K-E. Got it memorized? So, yeah. Sap Muffin fights with his three trusty stake guns. They fire stakes at high speed, and it hurts like hell for they'll literally pierce your heart. He'll be stake gunning his foes like he's living in a horror movie."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Moose
Size 1259 x 1280px
File Size 276 kB
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