So I was thinking about the humble goblin shark, when compared to the attention-whore, malicious dolphin, and you know what? Goblin sharks are pretty cool dudes. They live deep under the sea where they bother no one. They are curious, but also somewhat shy and secretive, and flee from human contact. They are pretty cute, before they extend their terrifying jaws. And they are pink.
There's a lot to appreciate about the deep sea goblin shark, and not a lot of people celebrate them. So this is for you, deep sea goblin shark! I APPRECIATE YOU. LET'S HANG OUT.

I'm going to rescan this when I have time so I can post something better then a cell phone photo. <3 Critique will be loved all over, and comments are super appreciated! Thanks for looking. c: