She's finally learned....good girl.

oh she been very good.

Excellent work.

thanks.

Welcome.

nice to see all that training last time worked on her, he he. very nice picture. ^^


thas a good kirlia. *pets her*

Kirlia: *glares then looks to zaki*

Zaki: go ahead.

Kirlia: *lifts Soul up with her psychic powers and turns him upside down then drops him in a pond.*

*gets up*

hey what was that? :D
I demand to punish her for that. ^^

zaki: ahhhh. no

is that soo, then il get you both.

*throws a sleeping gass grande at the two of you*

(he he,very nice picture of kirlia by the way :D )

Kirlia: *uses Reflect to reflect it back*

what the.... ahhhhhhh.

*falls asleep*

zaki: lol

*im lying on the floor sleeping*

*you come to in a straightjacket*

uhhhhh. HEY!!! What is going on here?

*struggles*

zaki: *grins with my kirlia on a leash and wearing a strap-on.*

"hey... HEY!! what are you going to do?"

*struggles hard*

zaki: your now going to be are fuck toy soul.

kirlia: *giggles*

*i open my eyes wide*

"dont even think about it!!! il get you back for this."

*Struggles*

*rubs her head*
Such a cute one. nwn Maybe we could play together... >3

kirlia: mmm?

*smiles* Don't worry, it'll be fun. :3 *gently tugs at the leash*

kirlia: *fallows*

*takes to a dark room and locks the door* So, what do you wanna do? >3

kirlia: *paws at door cutely*

Awww... *rubs her sides gently* So innocent. ^^

(Should we move to notes? .o. I'll stop if you want.)

lets move it to notes.

Whoa!

Can I get a copy your training manual?!?

maybe. lol.

I will even tell you step one.

step 1: put restrains on your pokemon's ankle, wrist & neck. (collar and what type of restraints depends on the pokemon's personality.)

<furiously takes notes>

Restraints...ankles, wrists, neck...type/style is personality dependent...gotcha. :)

How much for the full manual? I have a few Pokesluts that need some discipline...

$15 for vol. 1

<Hands Zaki $4,500,000>

That should hopefully cover the whole series, plus a nice offset for any "author's advances", "traveling expenses", "research fees", or other "unforeseen costs"...

...translation: money for your previously out-of-pocket: hospitalizations for you or any Pokesluts-to-be during "training", hunting parties for wild Pokesluts and breeding stock, any sex toys/videos/et. al. used in the "training process"; and for a nice profit for you as well.

O.O wow. n/n

What can I say...


...except that I make my lucre in the interstellar arms trade.


<steps out of character for a sec>

A fursona of mine, in the RP section of another board (www.classicbattletech.com), is an arms dealer with a rep for being a bit...well...Looney Tunes-like.

I guess that mind-set's harder to sharke than I thought...

<steps back into character>

My friends call me Twy...

<Twy extends his hand to Zaki>

zaki: nice to meet ya I'm zaki yamahachi. some call me mistress zaki. right kirlia?

kirlia: mmmmmm n.n

A pleasure to meet you both.

<Twy bows deeply to Mistress Zaki, then gives Kirlia some soft strokes on the head >

zaki: so twy what do you plan on doing with my book n.n

kirlia: n//n

My plan for your masterwork goes like this:

1) I have some recently hatched baby Pokemon that I plan to train. My virgin Smoochum (to whom I've given an Everstone) is earmarked as my personal fellatio slave; the young Ralts, Happiny, Igglybuff, and Cleffa are going to be be my personal "attendants"; all to be raised as Submissives, to love sexy, and to enjoy it to no end. My plan is to evolve them into something resembling the "Perfect Pokefuck", if such a thing could exist.

2) There are some recently captured wild Pokemon that have stubbornly refused to have their will broken. I'm hoping your tome will offer insight into the best way to break down the psychic barriers of the Pokemon.

3) Also, I hope to have it available should any of my current Pokeharem decide to become more...disagreeable than they are now.

maybe we can rp on notes and play with are pokemon.

sounds good to me. :)

let me know what works for you.

Aw, so cute. I'd love to play with her ;)