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Might'a saved a lil trouble [by] Van'n'Biker
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Original Version HereI love comments and favorites, but if you really love the art, please, don't forget to love the real artists behind this. Minnie Shoof is just my character! My fans are the real winners. Them two weasly folks are the real heros!
(A'ight folks. Singalong if you know the words!)
Right now,
he's probably slow dancin' witha
bleach blond tramp,
and she's pro'lly gettin' frisky.
Right now,
he's probably buyin' her
some fruity lil drink
cause she can't shoot whiskey.
Right now,
he's probably up behind her
with a pool stick
showin' her how to shoota combo...
An' he don' know.
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty lil suped up 4 wheel drive.
Carved my name into his leather seats!
I took a Louisville slugger
to both head lights.
Slashed a hole in all four tires!
Maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats.
Right now
she's probably up singin' some
white trash version
of Shania-karaoke.
Right now
she's probably sayin' "I'm drunk."
and he'sa think' that
he's bout to get lucky.
Right now!
he's probably dabbin' on
3 dolla's worth of that
bathroom Polo...
Oh and he don'know...
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty lil suped up 4 wheel drive.
Carved my name into his leather seats!
I took a Louisville slugger
to both head lights.
Slashed a hole in all four tires!
Maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats.
I might'a saved a lil trouble for the next girl!
cause the next time that he cheats!
oh you know it won't be on me. No, not on me.
Cause I dug my key into the side
of his pretty lil suped up 4 wheel drive.
Carved my name into his leather seats!
I took a Louisville slugger
to both head lights.
Slashed a hole in all four tires!
Maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats!!
Maybe next time he'll think...
before he cheats.
As proven in a couple of previous submissions, I have no shame of my love of good country music.
I loved forcing myself to listen to 'Before he cheats' over and over again to get those lyrics you see above right, including all the inflections and imperfections.
Also, this is one of my 'musically inspired' pieces. I love those, too. <3
Feel free to drop links to some songs you think Minnie would fit in! It's a fun game everyone can play!
(Ya know what else is a fun game everyone can play?! My story contest! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1613410/ Enter to win a free story!)
Category Artwork (Traditional) / All
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Size 737 x 910px
File Size 1.25 MB
Never gotten the point of that song...not 'cuz it's a bad tune (it's a pretty good merger of power rock-ish stuff with country), but because, I mean...you're mad enough to do $lots of property damage...but still forgiving enough for there to be a "next time"?! (Although I guess it can also be read as "if he thinks of cheating on his next girlfriend, he'll think of me," especially the last few stanzas--but most of the song is pretty ambiguous.)
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