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Spotlight: *blows party horn* Goooooood evening, furries of the world! Welcome back to another news report! I’m Spotlight here with the latest news to report! You know what today is, right? That’s right, furry folks! Today...is someone’s birthday today! And whose birthday is it today? You know him, you love him, and he’s the reason we exist. Right you are, furry folks! It’s Rashaad’s birthday today, and we are celebrating! Today, Rashaad is turning 29. Hoo, boy. Our creator is getting old. Hehe. Oh, well. Can’t really blame him. We all grow old at some rate. Live life to the fullest as they say. And now, as we celebrate Rashaad’s birthday, new world warriors suddenly join the party. Hehe. Get it? Join the party? And now, without further ado, let’s see what these new heroes have to say...

*Somewhere in Nevada*

Body Bags: *riding his motorcycle as he raises his fist* Happy birthday, Shaady! Woooooo!

*Somewhere in Indiana*

Purple Stuff: *standing in front of his race car* Hey, heeeey! Shaady! Happy birthday!

*Somewhere in Arizona*

Mad Cow: *standing in front of his motorcycle with a gas station burrito in hand* Yo, yo, yooo! Happy birthday, Rashaad!

*Somewhere in Virginia*

Heatwave: *waves at the camera* Ey, man! Happy birthday! It’s your day, so party on, bruh!

*Somewhere in Minnesota*

Magnus: *playing loud music* Happy birthday, Rashaad! Enjoy your day, my dude!

*Somewhere in Michigan*

Urban Bourbon: *cup his hands as he shouts* YO, SHAADY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY MAN!

*Back to Spotlight*

Spotlight: Looks like the party is beginning to heat up and these heroes are ready to get it started in here. And there ya have it, furry folks! That’s all we have for today. This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV. Tune in next time for our next upcoming news to report. Until then…

*Infurnationals team suddenly appears behind Spotlight*

Infurnationals Team: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RASHAAD!