Name: Purple Stuff

Species: Hippopotamus Gorgops

Age: 46

Likes: Mario Kart, Model cars, Die-cast toys, Disney, Anime, Hugs, Karaoke, Dancing, Attention, Showing off, Posing, Hot tubs

Dislikes: Beer, Wine, Cheaters, Fat Shaming, Racism, Coffee, Butt slaps, Trains (He's Siderodromophobic)

Favorite Food: Gummy Cola Bottles

Occupation: Racing Driver

Birthplace: Indiana, USA

Body Type: Fat

Weapon: Wheel Blade

Title: Chubster with A Need For Speed

Fursonal Quote: “SPEEEEEEEED!!!”

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Mr. H: "REAL SHIT?!......Yooooo...the fact that today is our creator's birthday, you can literally say that this IS quite a surprise! Hohooo, this is just too good. What am I talking about? I'm talking about THIS guy here! This next dummy thicc hippy-hip hippo right here is Purple Stuff! Not only do we have another hippo on the Infurnationals team, but THIS GUY here is a freekin' race car driver! Sweet jolly fuckin' rangers! Shit is gettin' hella real up in here! Ahem, anywho, Purple Stuff is a pretty nice guy. Although, he can sometimes get carried away when it comes to wanting something bigger and better like more speed, more power...more junk in the trunk. Hahahahaha. Ey, I'm just sayin'. Dude sure be lookin' hella thicc in that racing suit. Also, did I ever mention he's a fuckin' pro at Mario Kart? He can be quite competitive in that racing game. Haha. As far as racing and craving for speed, Purple Stuff has a weapon that'll get him rollin'. What am I talking about? I'm talking about that gargantuan chakram-lookin' weapon behind him called a "Wheel Blade"! Purple Stuff will be cutting lotsa enemies with that thang. And not only can he toss it at them, he can also roll along his wheel blade at his enemies like a circus performer."