Name: Mad Cow

Species: Galloway Cow

Age: 56

Likes: Toilet humor, Mooning, Belfies, Big butts, Being gassy, Money, Bellies, Flatulence, Dutch Ovens (Flatulence Humour), Facesitting, Teasing, Butt slaps, Spanking, Showing off, Giving the "Stinkface"

Dislikes: Judgmental people, Uptight people, Kinkshaming, Sour taste, Politics, Rumors, Fake News, Liars, Looters, Spoiled people

Favorite Food: Bean Burritos

Occupation: Biker

Birthplace: Arizona, USA

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Double-Headed Great Flail

Title: Barbaric Beefy Bad Boy

Fursonal Quote: “Haha! Good thing I had those burritos for lunch!”

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Mr. H: "Well, of course, we're gonna have ourselves another daddy bovine added to the mix! I mean, it's the "Year of the Ox"! What did cha expect?! Now, this one right here can be somewhat spoiled rotten, let alone greedy. On the other hand, he can be somewhat fun to hang despite he be shitting up a storm if you know what I mean. Anywho, this guy is Mad Cow. Yeah, he mad all right...mad with excitement! Mad Cow is high on life, and he lives it like he's forever young or that there is no tomorrow. He's pretty much all about having a good time, and not let the world's negative shit get the best of him. Although, again, he can be greedy. Like, for instance...money! And reminder he can be spoiled sometimes, as in like things not going his way or not getting what he wants. Another thing, if you see this big bad cow boi come out of the restroom...miiiiight not wanna go in there. Probably wait a couple of hours. Anyways, when it comes to assholes, Mad Cow knows just how to deal with 'em. And that, my furry friends, is with his double-headed great flail! Nothing's more painful than two big ol' balls smash you in the face. Ahohohohoho."