
DuraBelle once more finds herself stuck in a clever trap, courtesy of the matronly wolf Artificer. The squirming bunny forced to endure a long and chastising speech that highlights all the things she did wrong in their latest meeting, all the mistakes she made against the much-more-wise supervillainess. It's interspersed with several diatribes on why the rabbit's costume is too revealing, and the overconfidence of youth. Belle trying to slip her bindings to get away from the long-winded rant, as much as the giant bomb she's been strapped to!
"Tying me to a huge explosive is one thing, but making me listen to this is just cruel! Come on!" the hapless hare complains.
"You should have thought of that before getting in my way again, dear. I could have baked some nice cookies but now we're going to put those powers of yours to the test instead." replies the smug wolfess.
"This isn't going to work on me - I'm invincible!"
"That's nice, sweetie. But I think this bomb's big enough that even if doesn't get you out of my mane for good, it's going to blast you and that silly costume across the city. Now if you don't mind I really do need to pick up the cubs from soccer practice. Ta-ta!"
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"Tying me to a huge explosive is one thing, but making me listen to this is just cruel! Come on!" the hapless hare complains.
"You should have thought of that before getting in my way again, dear. I could have baked some nice cookies but now we're going to put those powers of yours to the test instead." replies the smug wolfess.
"This isn't going to work on me - I'm invincible!"
"That's nice, sweetie. But I think this bomb's big enough that even if doesn't get you out of my mane for good, it's going to blast you and that silly costume across the city. Now if you don't mind I really do need to pick up the cubs from soccer practice. Ta-ta!"
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That would be Purity_deWinter. She gives lots of homework. Ekatrina Ricci is just an ordinary housewife who sometimes shows up on campus to see her kids. Oh, and share coffee and cake and cookies with her good friend Prof Amelia. My friends actually call me 'katrina. My *enemies* call me "Artificer."
(yes, yes, I stole it from Dr Olivia "Liv" Octavius)
(yes, yes, I stole it from Dr Olivia "Liv" Octavius)
The wolf does admit she didn't believe the old "tied to a bomb" gag would work. Though, admittedly, Invincibunny doesn't have a gag but one does what one can, you know? Still, it's a classic predicament.
"Well, by the time the fuse is run down, we'll see just how invulnerable you really are, Invincibunny. Or, at least your costume. I'd like to hang around and watch but you know how it is.
Really? Wizened? Is that the best you can do? Did Professor Amelia teach you to talk like that? But still, I should not complain. I am very glad to see you're expanding your vocabulary. I look forward to the day when "You won't get away with this!" and "mmph!" and "Oh! OH GOD! OH GOD, YES!" are only a small part of your repertoire. Perhaps your friend Mz. Liberty can teach you some better repartee. Then we can banter properly. Won't that be nice?"
Still, I'm sure you'll have a blast without me!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Walking away from the deathtrap, the matronly wolf is well aware that being trope and genre savvy is NO protection from being ensnared in them...)
"Well, by the time the fuse is run down, we'll see just how invulnerable you really are, Invincibunny. Or, at least your costume. I'd like to hang around and watch but you know how it is.
Really? Wizened? Is that the best you can do? Did Professor Amelia teach you to talk like that? But still, I should not complain. I am very glad to see you're expanding your vocabulary. I look forward to the day when "You won't get away with this!" and "mmph!" and "Oh! OH GOD! OH GOD, YES!" are only a small part of your repertoire. Perhaps your friend Mz. Liberty can teach you some better repartee. Then we can banter properly. Won't that be nice?"
Still, I'm sure you'll have a blast without me!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Walking away from the deathtrap, the matronly wolf is well aware that being trope and genre savvy is NO protection from being ensnared in them...)
I love their expressions, especially for our lovely lapine heroine. She does have that "just shut up and do it already" look on her face. And really? A mom lecture combined with a death trap? I'd be ready for the bomb to blow, too! Though I have to admit, from this side of things, the idea does make me chuckle, and I love the idea of a super villain with an ordinary family life outside of her nefarious plots. I can just imagine her sitting her kids down and lecturing them, too, so they can be even better villains, or heroes as the case might be, than those who have come before.
It's kind of nice to see that she can still fill out a costume so nicely, too, and that these sorts of shenanigans don't just have to be a game for the young. It gives those of us galloping toward middle age ourselves a shred of hope.
It's kind of nice to see that she can still fill out a costume so nicely, too, and that these sorts of shenanigans don't just have to be a game for the young. It gives those of us galloping toward middle age ourselves a shred of hope.
That pose would flatter any woman, dear. Even me! As to the rest? Well, I do try and not bring home my work, as it were, except when my husband Marcus gets whinny about all those "superhero cosplayer's I know". An adorable man but very frustrating at times. I'm just lucky he's so oblivious.
As to the kids? Fred and Gerry are at college these days and young Esgold's a senior in high school. But now that they're leaving the house, mama can go back to work...
(But this Mz DBT's channel not mine and I try to keep it that way...)
As to the kids? Fred and Gerry are at college these days and young Esgold's a senior in high school. But now that they're leaving the house, mama can go back to work...
(But this Mz DBT's channel not mine and I try to keep it that way...)
"Dad, look at this, Mom's definitely a supervillain! The Artificer!"
"Yeah, I know."
"You what?"
"How many times do you think she can bring home someone who looks JUST like that super-heroine on the TV all tied up before I figure it out?"
"But you-"
"It makes her happier to think she's getting away with it."
(Thanks, Talyn, for this very illustrative comment!)
"Yeah, I know."
"You what?"
"How many times do you think she can bring home someone who looks JUST like that super-heroine on the TV all tied up before I figure it out?"
"But you-"
"It makes her happier to think she's getting away with it."
(Thanks, Talyn, for this very illustrative comment!)
Just goes to show that youthful exuberance is no match for calculating experience. Especially around sexy villainesses with access to fun toys like that. Invincibility might save you, but that is likely going to sting something fierce. Not to mention dealing with the headlines that getting blown across town, in a neat arc, wearing only what is left of the outfit after the bang, is inevitably going to generate...
Sexy heroine, peril, an equally attractive villainess. Great pic.
Sexy heroine, peril, an equally attractive villainess. Great pic.
Sadly, it seems Mz DBT does not learn from experience terribly well. The last time she pitted her - as you say - "youthful exuberance" against someone with some more 'chops', Invincibunny ended up spending a long, hard weekend at my house helping entertain my husband. He was very impressed with her enthusiasm though! And so loud. She nearly woke up the neighbors. Again.
I think there's a shot of this earlier in Invicibunny's gallery by
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After ruining Artificer's plans - again! - a very nice weekend was had by all. And the kids? They're leaving the house - the boys are at college and young Esgold is a senior at high school - which leaves a poor old Ekatrina with so much time on her hands... Time well spent, I think.

After ruining Artificer's plans - again! - a very nice weekend was had by all. And the kids? They're leaving the house - the boys are at college and young Esgold is a senior at high school - which leaves a poor old Ekatrina with so much time on her hands... Time well spent, I think.
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