Are you sick and tired of a meaningless, exhausting job? Are you fustrated by all your money being consumed by the "necessities" - food, water, and rent? Do you crave a more meaningful existence? Do you want a break from all that endless, droning noise in our brains we call thinking?

Then sign up to become a target drone today! Why work a stressful 9-5 as a boring, underpaid human employee when you could work 24/7 as one of our blissful, permanently perky canine team members? Suit up in one of our patented rubber bullseye costumes and never worry about paying for food or bills, because you won't be needing petty human nutrients to sustain you anymore!

Job benefits include:

- free rent (live in-store)

- great workplace culture (bosses and customers give out plenty of "rewards" daily)

- routine cuddling and 'stimulation' breaks

- Holidays with your family guaranteed (your fellow drones are your new and only family)

- opportunities for advancement (corporate drones, executive pets, marketing, "human resources" and more!)

- being incapable of sadness or negative emotions*

- much, much more!

Reduce your worries and stresses to an easily satisfying, simple goal to achieve consistent happiness! Become mindlessly blissful and have all your needs for stimulation set forever, AND reduce yourself to a permanent faceless, cheap pawn of your new corporate overlords! It's a win-win!

Don't miss out - join the Target dog drone team today!


This summer I began a career working for target - sadly as a normal, boring human employee. However, seeing their cute dog mascot gave me the idea for this - the target dog drone! I definitely do want to do more art of this in the future, especially if y'all would like to see more as well!


*"negative emotions" as determined by Target corporate. These may include, but are not limited to, actions and feelings such as aggressive behavior, rebellious sentiment, independent thought, disobeying orders, thinking about disobeying orders, recalling memories of past life in a positive or non-negative manner, having anti-Target thinking, not wholly supporting Target policies, actions, or reasoning by higher-ranking personnel unless said policies, actions, or reasoning is deemed against the better good of Target corporate.

**should probably put this here so I don't get into trouble, or "trouble" - Bullseye mascot, the Target logo, and Target belong, to, well, Target. Sadly, this is not an actual advertisement from Target corporate. Story written by me.

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