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Melting away that snowy weather with that body fat.
Such a big, blubber bird. :-O
And just think, before the snowy season began, he was an average sized bird. Now, on top of all the blub, it seems he's gotten a lot taller; probably about the height of an average human, with at least five times the mass. It's all the fault of genetically engineered bird seed, mixed with an ample supply of whale hormones.
He might not be able to fly, and waddling might be too difficult, but he's now a powerhouse of fat cells, and he's definitely made it to the top of the avian food chain...
...And at the rate he's going, he might be at the tip-top of the world's pyramid of predator and prey by the end of the year.
HOORAY FOR FAT BIRDS!
Such a big, blubber bird. :-O
And just think, before the snowy season began, he was an average sized bird. Now, on top of all the blub, it seems he's gotten a lot taller; probably about the height of an average human, with at least five times the mass. It's all the fault of genetically engineered bird seed, mixed with an ample supply of whale hormones.
He might not be able to fly, and waddling might be too difficult, but he's now a powerhouse of fat cells, and he's definitely made it to the top of the avian food chain...
...And at the rate he's going, he might be at the tip-top of the world's pyramid of predator and prey by the end of the year.
HOORAY FOR FAT BIRDS!
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1132 x 880px
File Size 310.8 kB
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