I love every version

Scientists arent always killjoys I'll have you know!

...Nah. This actually got me to smile, its beautiful.

wholesome

hahahaa those faces XD

What a great way to get kids to fall asleep... read them dull material outside their understanding until they pass out from boredom.
He's already gotten one down.
I am wondering about the eyeroll one there, whether she thinks her dad just "Doesn't get it" or she disagrees with the results of the theorem he is citing.

Is it just me or does anyone else hear this being read in the voice of David Hyde Pierce?

He's not even doing the voices.

Hahahaha well he's trying xD

something tells me, their mother would also tell horrible bed time stories. In her case, her tales of adventure would be to exciting for the kittens to sleep or too terrifying.

Hahaha, cuute.

precious

Boring enough to knock out anyone.

Can Someone PLEASE translate what he's saying into Layman's Terms?

Speaking of treasure planet. I just got an amazing sketch from Disney with DIlbert and Amelia.