
This is the last one. It's "the fluffy" versus a panther that is also a pie. I was trying to do 10, but I passed out shortly after this.
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Oh, the retarded is a constant linear increase.
Believe it or not, BiteQuest was started as a troll. He/the quest were the opposite of everything (or most everything) that was on the boards at the time. No talking, no inventory, mostly outside environments (at the time, most quests were facility quests or underground), No genitals, no ability to hug or kiss (if these things would have been suggested before he got a soul, he would have accidentally RIP AND TEARED the target, I still have the "That isn't what Spikesby meant to do AT ALL" image), no romance subplots. I mean, he doesn't have a butt, genitals, a tongue, OR lips.
Believe it or not, BiteQuest was started as a troll. He/the quest were the opposite of everything (or most everything) that was on the boards at the time. No talking, no inventory, mostly outside environments (at the time, most quests were facility quests or underground), No genitals, no ability to hug or kiss (if these things would have been suggested before he got a soul, he would have accidentally RIP AND TEARED the target, I still have the "That isn't what Spikesby meant to do AT ALL" image), no romance subplots. I mean, he doesn't have a butt, genitals, a tongue, OR lips.
Hahah, I totally see that now that you mention it. The whole lack-of-genitals things kinda sucks for Spikesby, considering some of his more frisky companions. And seeing him attempting to bone Moriga would just be too cute for words, though I have a feeling the attempt would result in BAD END. ;)
On the hilarious side, though, completely removing those parts of him definitely forces the storyline in a different way. He's kind of turned into the cute little determined do-gooder that's probably going to go off and get himself killed on some silly crusade.
One fun question (might be better in \dis, but oh well) - Spikesby doesn't eat, right? Which would mean he's sustained by magic. Which could mean hilarious things if he decided to wade through the sea of anti-magic. Having him suddenly be hungry/thirsty, eat/drink something, then realize he can't dispose of the waste... O___O
On the hilarious side, though, completely removing those parts of him definitely forces the storyline in a different way. He's kind of turned into the cute little determined do-gooder that's probably going to go off and get himself killed on some silly crusade.
One fun question (might be better in \dis, but oh well) - Spikesby doesn't eat, right? Which would mean he's sustained by magic. Which could mean hilarious things if he decided to wade through the sea of anti-magic. Having him suddenly be hungry/thirsty, eat/drink something, then realize he can't dispose of the waste... O___O
Yeah, it was also a great way to keep the quest from getting derailed with retarded romance shit.
That is an excellent deduction. He also doesn't have a stomach. He's basically going to start starving as soon as he goes into the Sea of Oblivion, and waste disposal won't really be an issue because he has no way to digest in the first place.
That is an excellent deduction. He also doesn't have a stomach. He's basically going to start starving as soon as he goes into the Sea of Oblivion, and waste disposal won't really be an issue because he has no way to digest in the first place.
Well, fucktits. XD
He should probably get someone to make him a non-magical gas-powered humvee, then, in order to speed up his journey... either that, or some kind of scary horse-like fleshbeast that doesn't require magic to live.
Oh, the hilarity that will come...
Hopefully I'll be there for at least some of it in real time. :D
He should probably get someone to make him a non-magical gas-powered humvee, then, in order to speed up his journey... either that, or some kind of scary horse-like fleshbeast that doesn't require magic to live.
Oh, the hilarity that will come...
Hopefully I'll be there for at least some of it in real time. :D
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