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Careful... chickens are superior...
Seriously, I've got a black and red rooster (no kidding, seriously, he's black and red) who flew at my neighbor's head and stabbed him in the temple with his SPURS. Blood spurted out almost two feet from his head.
Thank god he didn't kill my neighbor. That would have been lawsuit city.
Seriously, I've got a black and red rooster (no kidding, seriously, he's black and red) who flew at my neighbor's head and stabbed him in the temple with his SPURS. Blood spurted out almost two feet from his head.
Thank god he didn't kill my neighbor. That would have been lawsuit city.
Yeah... it's the carnivorous chicken fans I dislike.
If none of my chickens to date had ever died, I would have over sixty chickens. Instead, I have under fifteen. All but one of my favorite chickens are all dead.
The one predator of my chickens I DID catch, an ass-hole raccoon, got away because my parents felt bad for him, sitting in his cage in the rain.
I don't want to be your enemy over this, but please, don't boast to me that you eat them.
If none of my chickens to date had ever died, I would have over sixty chickens. Instead, I have under fifteen. All but one of my favorite chickens are all dead.
The one predator of my chickens I DID catch, an ass-hole raccoon, got away because my parents felt bad for him, sitting in his cage in the rain.
I don't want to be your enemy over this, but please, don't boast to me that you eat them.
oh relax, you. i only eat the pre-dead ones. and i cant stand raw. has to be fried or crunchy.
and besides, none of my clanees would dare intrude a cage for food. its against protocol and standards.
if im the master ninja on here, id hope i have a little more control over my weaknesses than to break into a coup and nom some raw duds. esp since theres always a kfc or sit down restaraunt within 2 miles of me at all times.
and besides, none of my clanees would dare intrude a cage for food. its against protocol and standards.
if im the master ninja on here, id hope i have a little more control over my weaknesses than to break into a coup and nom some raw duds. esp since theres always a kfc or sit down restaraunt within 2 miles of me at all times.
...Alright, I'm trying to have a SERIOUS discussion with you here, so consider the following:
For FUCK'S SAKE, you are NOT AN ANIMAL, so drop the damn act when I'm talking to you!
I've made it very clear to you that I'm a tad uncomfortable about your immediate ideals on chickens being only useful or functional as a source of food, yet you CLEARLY continue to rabble on about fried chicken, or crunchy chicken, despite the obvious sense that it bugs me. Therefore, you're being EXTREMELY rude and blatant to me (cough)JACKASS.(cough)
And when you reply to this, keep in mind that you are not an ANIMAL, or a NINJA.
For FUCK'S SAKE, you are NOT AN ANIMAL, so drop the damn act when I'm talking to you!
I've made it very clear to you that I'm a tad uncomfortable about your immediate ideals on chickens being only useful or functional as a source of food, yet you CLEARLY continue to rabble on about fried chicken, or crunchy chicken, despite the obvious sense that it bugs me. Therefore, you're being EXTREMELY rude and blatant to me (cough)JACKASS.(cough)
And when you reply to this, keep in mind that you are not an ANIMAL, or a NINJA.
actually, friend, i AM a ninja. that much IS a fact. and aside from that, your the only one taking offense to be being non harmful to a source of food that i appreciate.
i dont think your understanding that all im saying is that i sympathize your love for chickens, and that to reassure you, that none of my minions would ever do something so offensive to you.
disrespect is something not only percieved by one individual or another, but its also something that must be blatantly used.
in both cases i have done neither, and have merely stated to the thread my love for chickens as a food source, nothing more.
you voluntarily chose to be offended by something not even directed at you, but rather as a comment pertaining to the picture allie drew.
lastly, if i feel like being myself, then thats about all there is to it. one needs to be able to express individuality and creativity in what they say, do, act, and who they are.
hence why i have not said anything brash against your apparent non animal hurting way of life.
so you love your chickens. big deal. i respect that. really. you love them like i do my two raccoons ive raised since birth.
but no need to get touchy and petty over a stupid little comment somebody made that wasnt even involving you. most people would say lol at it and walk away. but instead ive had to write out a books worth of information to keep you from burning a hole in the ground where your sitting.
snapping at little things isnt good for your health, serth. and if u cant accept that i wasnt attacking you EVER, then you are lost.
i dont think your understanding that all im saying is that i sympathize your love for chickens, and that to reassure you, that none of my minions would ever do something so offensive to you.
disrespect is something not only percieved by one individual or another, but its also something that must be blatantly used.
in both cases i have done neither, and have merely stated to the thread my love for chickens as a food source, nothing more.
you voluntarily chose to be offended by something not even directed at you, but rather as a comment pertaining to the picture allie drew.
lastly, if i feel like being myself, then thats about all there is to it. one needs to be able to express individuality and creativity in what they say, do, act, and who they are.
hence why i have not said anything brash against your apparent non animal hurting way of life.
so you love your chickens. big deal. i respect that. really. you love them like i do my two raccoons ive raised since birth.
but no need to get touchy and petty over a stupid little comment somebody made that wasnt even involving you. most people would say lol at it and walk away. but instead ive had to write out a books worth of information to keep you from burning a hole in the ground where your sitting.
snapping at little things isnt good for your health, serth. and if u cant accept that i wasnt attacking you EVER, then you are lost.
To explain, when he said Chickens are superior, he did NOT in any way mean in taste. If you could'nt figure that out, than I have misjudged my interpretation of you.
Second, Though you may have the ability to strike a pose, weapons in your armory, possibly the ability to do a back-hand spring, and a bandana, you have never been trained in the ways of the ninja, of that I'm sure.
Third, He is offended at the fact that you only care for chickens as food. He own's chickens, and has lost many to crows, RACOOOOONS, and other animals and or natural causes, and you continue your banter of how you enjoy them as a meal.
And before you ask, YES, I know Serth in real life.
Second, Though you may have the ability to strike a pose, weapons in your armory, possibly the ability to do a back-hand spring, and a bandana, you have never been trained in the ways of the ninja, of that I'm sure.
Third, He is offended at the fact that you only care for chickens as food. He own's chickens, and has lost many to crows, RACOOOOONS, and other animals and or natural causes, and you continue your banter of how you enjoy them as a meal.
And before you ask, YES, I know Serth in real life.
lol dude again, i stated i had nothing against his love for chickens. alive and breathing that is. i was stating that i appreciate them in a seperate way. never once did i ever disagree with him and say something like "chickens should burn in hell."
i think you two are a tad high strung today or something, because you two have taken this the entirely opposite way the comment was intended for.
i mean really. if he didnt like the comment, then he doesnt have to read it. freedom of speech and opinion. but atleast my opinion was commonly decent enough towards his feelings, which is something VERY rare to find from other people on this net.
the fact that even hinting a sliver of respect would be compliment to most, let alone the fact that im dignifying this with human decency on top of it all.
you guys can be the best friends in the world, but if you cant accept that i appreciate something in a seperate way then im sorry.
afterall, what if i had a problem with how you feel towards them? hmm? i DONT, but if i did, i sure wouldnt split a raw nerve over it man.
i mean come on. theyre pets. not gods. and like any other species, somebody somewhere loves to eat them.
its sad that this all spawned from a comment intended for allie as a "decent compliment to her art" and you guys have blown this waaaaay out of line here.
i think you two are a tad high strung today or something, because you two have taken this the entirely opposite way the comment was intended for.
i mean really. if he didnt like the comment, then he doesnt have to read it. freedom of speech and opinion. but atleast my opinion was commonly decent enough towards his feelings, which is something VERY rare to find from other people on this net.
the fact that even hinting a sliver of respect would be compliment to most, let alone the fact that im dignifying this with human decency on top of it all.
you guys can be the best friends in the world, but if you cant accept that i appreciate something in a seperate way then im sorry.
afterall, what if i had a problem with how you feel towards them? hmm? i DONT, but if i did, i sure wouldnt split a raw nerve over it man.
i mean come on. theyre pets. not gods. and like any other species, somebody somewhere loves to eat them.
its sad that this all spawned from a comment intended for allie as a "decent compliment to her art" and you guys have blown this waaaaay out of line here.
alright, you know what, im gonna try and explain it better.
in grade school, there were asshats that tried to pin his nerves by stating whenever they could that they "had popeyes for dinner" because chickens are his favorite animal. You stating your "carnivorous" side towards chickens isnt helping at all.
So, can you get through your thick coony skull? i hope so..
in grade school, there were asshats that tried to pin his nerves by stating whenever they could that they "had popeyes for dinner" because chickens are his favorite animal. You stating your "carnivorous" side towards chickens isnt helping at all.
So, can you get through your thick coony skull? i hope so..
no. no. NO. never once did i or would i ever say something so demented and twisted as to intentionally want to eat..HIS friends (the chickens)
in my case i was stating my love for them in my own way. i dont say this to taunt him, as middle school douchebags would.
all ive been trying to say is that i have a love for something and that if he didnt like that, that he didnt have to reply. he texted me. not the other way around. and i never once attempted to be a jerk by claiming i wanted to do something so.....fucked up.
i garuntee thats a misinterpretation 100% especially since nobody else thinks so.
when i have an issue with people i flat out say it. i dont beat around the bush and tease them like some fuckin squeaker.
if i meant to hurt him, i wouldve flat out trolled. but since i havent and since i never will, this needs to be dropped like a bad habit cuz this has blown WAY off track. this isnt even a bunny trail anymore, but rather a whole new road.
do you realized that this spawned from me stating in a friendly comment to allie that i have a love for fried chicken?
this wouldnt be an issue if this had just been left alone by him.
look, i respect you and him, thats why i havent split a nerve yet, but when i know im not in the wrong, i dont sugar coat things. especially since sugar coating only makes situations worse and leads to a false sense of self confidence.
if id been in the wrong i wouldve apologized and walked away from the thread. but i did nothing wrong here. and i stand by that. if this cant be accepted by anybody, then those who cant accept it are truely lost in the path of life.
in my case i was stating my love for them in my own way. i dont say this to taunt him, as middle school douchebags would.
all ive been trying to say is that i have a love for something and that if he didnt like that, that he didnt have to reply. he texted me. not the other way around. and i never once attempted to be a jerk by claiming i wanted to do something so.....fucked up.
i garuntee thats a misinterpretation 100% especially since nobody else thinks so.
when i have an issue with people i flat out say it. i dont beat around the bush and tease them like some fuckin squeaker.
if i meant to hurt him, i wouldve flat out trolled. but since i havent and since i never will, this needs to be dropped like a bad habit cuz this has blown WAY off track. this isnt even a bunny trail anymore, but rather a whole new road.
do you realized that this spawned from me stating in a friendly comment to allie that i have a love for fried chicken?
this wouldnt be an issue if this had just been left alone by him.
look, i respect you and him, thats why i havent split a nerve yet, but when i know im not in the wrong, i dont sugar coat things. especially since sugar coating only makes situations worse and leads to a false sense of self confidence.
if id been in the wrong i wouldve apologized and walked away from the thread. but i did nothing wrong here. and i stand by that. if this cant be accepted by anybody, then those who cant accept it are truely lost in the path of life.
Well... this seems to have gotten out of hand, with Sibbie's intervenion (though I appreciate his participation somewhat.)
I suppose the roots of this argument go back to some ass-holes in school, who would make fun of my chicken obsession by mocking me with telling me last night they ate Popeyes, or K.F.C. Then in this argument, with you talking about eating chicken, I thought you were doing the same thing here for a while.
Now I see that you are not.
...Now can we stop this? I'm sick of seeing "you've got a comment" only to find out it's remarkably uninteresting.
Thanks for being reasonable and not trying to taunt me.
I suppose the roots of this argument go back to some ass-holes in school, who would make fun of my chicken obsession by mocking me with telling me last night they ate Popeyes, or K.F.C. Then in this argument, with you talking about eating chicken, I thought you were doing the same thing here for a while.
Now I see that you are not.
...Now can we stop this? I'm sick of seeing "you've got a comment" only to find out it's remarkably uninteresting.
Thanks for being reasonable and not trying to taunt me.
To tell you the truth, I WANT one to come up to me and start cracking those jokes off again. That way, I'll feel justified for letting off some steam and breaking his nose myself.
From now on, for better or worse, every one of them will pay dearly for mocking the dead.
Epic^
From now on, for better or worse, every one of them will pay dearly for mocking the dead.
Epic^
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