A friend of mine asked if I wanted to do a oneshot in DnD using the Elder Scrolls system. So I made an argonian thief/rogue and expected a small little adventure. Boy was i majorly wrong as we proceeded to do the longest oneshot of my life. It was so crazy we went on for a bit over 10 hours with non stop insanity. At the start of the oneshot Bah-Ru had to escape from cold harbour, alerting all the Daedra in the area. There was a massive chase scene where he barely managed to escape with his life, accidentally impaling his hand on a spear sometime during that. But living with the scales on his back, unfortunately screwing over the hero of tameriel in the process (pretty much Eso tutorial.)

After escaping he ended up needing money so he tried fishing, but ended up catching a shark that dragged him to sea. To which he then had to wrestle with in order to gain any form of coin from the man that hired him. He almost died to get the catch the shark tried to yoink only to get paid pretty much nothing. After that ordeal he went to town feeling pretty annoyed only to get knocked out by a stranger in an alley way. He was dragged out of town and with an out of body experience was able to watch a bunch of hircine cultists or something mutilate his body. He got both his legs removed as well as an eye and arm. They even removed his horns, to the cram two stag antlers into his cranium. The cultists had the gal to remove his good arm and of course leave the one arn with a hole in it. They replaced his legs with stag legs and his eye with a stags as well. Then they gave him a ring that cursed him before leaving, well they almost left, but then they had a debate for a good few minutes. The conclusion of said debate resulted in them walking back and cutting off his manhood for the sole reason of "Fuck it lmao". So Bah-Ru awoke cursed with awkward deer legs that where hard to move in and an eye that fucked his depth perception.

He went back to town to complain about the shady shop keeper that tricked him but no one believed him, they just thought he was some freak, he saw a couple civilians while in the out of body experience see him get dragged away. But upon confronting them one was a moonsugar user and was so high they couldn't tell up from down. And the other was a noble that was a total bitch, regardless he got nowhere and had no money so he slept outside. Big mistake on his part because he got robbed at night, they literally only took the ring. But the ring being gone caused his added stag features to disolve and leaving him as a half blind torso with a damaged arm. At this point Bah-Ru was just done, he ask a guard if he could take a bounty for bandits and either die fighting or somehow succeed. Somehow the bandits where more sympathetic then the damned guards and townspeople and helped Bah-Ru get the ring back which restored him to his freakish form as the deer shit grew back. Finally Bah-Ru went back to town and was able to convince someone to follow him to the spot the cult mutilated him at, and even found his limbs again. Someone finally believed him which meant he could be helped. But on the way back a mud crab appeared and nat 20'd the man killing him instantly. Bah-Ru quickly ran back to town to inform the guards as to not look guilty and was able to convince some to come look. The same crab critted twice in a row and one shot both guards. To which upon returning they deemed Bah-Ru a murderer and tossed him in jail.

The town was soon overrun with mudcrabs and everyone died, Bah-Ru barely escaping with his life.