(Men into female goblins)
This is a sequel to Goblin Tab Skippers

Will you stop flirting with the patrons and get to work already.

Lighten up sis, this is how I get all the big tips.

Don’t call me sis, we’re men remember. We’re only doing this so that we can pay that wizard to turn us back.

I still don’t get why you want to turn back. We’re making so much more money now than we ever did as humans and you have to admit that the sex is better. *wink*

*Blushing* First off, I only had sex with that guy because he offered to give me gold, I’m not a thirsty slut like you. Second, I want revenge on the bartender that did this to us and I can't do that if I’m this short and with these giant tits flopping around.

Whatever *walks away* Hey handsome, looking for some company tonight?

Oh for the love of… At this rate it will take years to turn back.

Hey barmaid, I got you something. *slips coin into her cleavage* I have much more than that if you come with me.

*Nervous excitement* S-sure