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Video Game Villains are F*cking Idiots
They really are.
EDIT: I think I can officially say this has gone viral here on FurAffinity!! I guess I should (shamelesly) use the exposure to let you know I am available for commissions! They'll be better looking than this picture, I promise.
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I don't think Wesker should be on this list. I think he is a good representation of the assholes who make biological weapons period. They keep coming up with knew ways to kill other people thinking that that new way to die won't be used on them because they are the person that came up with it. Eventually they are going to make something they can't kill, counter, or even stall the negative effects it causes. I honestly think Biological weapons will be the "Plagues" the bible talks about. I mean heck... all The Almighty needs to do is let someone get smart enough to make the dern thing and we self destructive money grubbing humans will jump on it like a virgin in college in a dorm full of horny co-eds.
Hey kewl... I just figured out a formula for a new virus... i think call it "Living Death" hey thats kinda catc....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Hey kewl... I just figured out a formula for a new virus... i think call it "Living Death" hey thats kinda catc....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yeah Wesker was just another soldier basically, right? I am not sure its been a while since I played the game that explains his original involvement. It was the one where he got stabbed in the gut by the boss monster. After that he really became a force to be reckoned with since h got infected with the virus. That was the beginning of what would become a blond hair man with terminator eyes, a leather matrix outfit, highlander jacket, and the blues brothers "I must NEVER take off my shades." complex.
I think the kewlest thing about Wesker is that his signature gun... a power ass f*cking revolver... was rarely used when he fought. I mean if he hit you with you like 1/3 or your hp was gone in an instant and he shoots it 2 or 3 times in each volley. Yet among all the enemy you come across, all the huge freaken monsters; the mutated plants, bug, animals, and humans; demonic looking experiment with shadowmelding powers, regenerating spike exploding bodies, tongues straight out of a tentacle rape manga...
No matter what you came across somewhere in the back of your mind... the game creators have made you believe that Wesker could own nearly all of them, without using his gun, without being touched... and without taking off his sunglasses.
I think the kewlest thing about Wesker is that his signature gun... a power ass f*cking revolver... was rarely used when he fought. I mean if he hit you with you like 1/3 or your hp was gone in an instant and he shoots it 2 or 3 times in each volley. Yet among all the enemy you come across, all the huge freaken monsters; the mutated plants, bug, animals, and humans; demonic looking experiment with shadowmelding powers, regenerating spike exploding bodies, tongues straight out of a tentacle rape manga...
No matter what you came across somewhere in the back of your mind... the game creators have made you believe that Wesker could own nearly all of them, without using his gun, without being touched... and without taking off his sunglasses.
Kazootles! You may think of it while playing a particular game, but seeing them all together like this really makes you have to wonder.
Of all, I like the Dr. Wily and Icon of Sin ones. I, like everyone else, was really into how you brought a Doom reference in.
On a fun note regarding ye olde Icon, he loses mega points for leaving a full stockpile of weapons and ammunicion right in front of the teleporter that takes you to him. Also, if you ever got to make your own Doom levels back in the day, it was a pain in the ass to assemble the icon properly. It was multiple wall backgrounds that had to be put in just right to work.
Of all, I like the Dr. Wily and Icon of Sin ones. I, like everyone else, was really into how you brought a Doom reference in.
On a fun note regarding ye olde Icon, he loses mega points for leaving a full stockpile of weapons and ammunicion right in front of the teleporter that takes you to him. Also, if you ever got to make your own Doom levels back in the day, it was a pain in the ass to assemble the icon properly. It was multiple wall backgrounds that had to be put in just right to work.
The editors were a total pain to learn, but well worth it once you did. I used to have a friend who would visit me every couple of months whom I'd delight in designing .WADs in the hopes of stumping him. Never succeeded, though. :)
On a plus side on villians, at least ID learned when they made Heretic. The last guy there was at least a bit more crafty. Though, his construction skills could use a bit of work. :)
On a plus side on villians, at least ID learned when they made Heretic. The last guy there was at least a bit more crafty. Though, his construction skills could use a bit of work. :)
Bowser is just full of bad ideas. ("I'm totally invisible and mega huge. Where shall I fight him? I know! On my floating island surrounded by bombs!") but atleast Wart had the common sense not to eat the veggies unless they were thrown into his mouth while he tried to attack. Bowser'd've probably just been standing around like a turkey in a rain storm.
I'm also surprised this comment train isn't super full of other people suggesting ideas.
I'm also surprised this comment train isn't super full of other people suggesting ideas.
not to be a party pooper or anything but Wesker really doesn't do much for Umbrella other than offer field tests and even then he didn't like em much beyond the paychecks, besides the idea was going to be bio-engineered weapons to be sold for war stuff. IIn the books you find out that the T-virus was actually derived from a miracle-cure (but that wouldn't help a pharmaceutical company now would it)
I really can't think of many good villains and games...
SA-X from Metroid Fusion
Kreia from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2
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I guess Varesh Ossa in guild wars... although she was just batshit crazy
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Wow, that is really all I can think of on good villains. Although Ganon in Windwaker was pretty good, he would have won if the king of hyrule didn't magically appear.
SA-X from Metroid Fusion
Kreia from Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2
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I guess Varesh Ossa in guild wars... although she was just batshit crazy
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Wow, that is really all I can think of on good villains. Although Ganon in Windwaker was pretty good, he would have won if the king of hyrule didn't magically appear.
Don't besmirch my genius! Do you know how hard it is to create those robots, only to have them destroyed by that damned Mega Man. I'd like to see you craft a robot from wood! Besides, the true genius is in my capsules! The robot masters are just a way of slowing down that blasted blue bomber.
The product was made to be sold to people... but the product kills the people you are selling it to... not only that those people who are killed by the product mutate and kill more people. Thus your million dollar idea soon becomes worthless because you have no one to sell it to... they are all dead.
*bump*
I love this, although I don't really get the Mother Brain one - there's really no indication that she knew there was anything different about that metroid.
She prolly just thought Samus captured it and decided to take it back.
Rest were pretty much spot on though, especially Ganondorf! Assertive, smug snobbie >:[
I love this, although I don't really get the Mother Brain one - there's really no indication that she knew there was anything different about that metroid.
She prolly just thought Samus captured it and decided to take it back.
Rest were pretty much spot on though, especially Ganondorf! Assertive, smug snobbie >:[
I AGREE WITH ALL THESE except wesker - THEY WERE WORTH BILLIONS .... but I mean really if they had just thought, hey, we're a household name EVERY SHAREHOLDER HAS LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS - why make BOWs to begin with? the revenue from drugs is high enough really ;A; OHGODMYINNERNERDISESCAPING
Good lord... this is all so true and all of them are stupid in way. No wonder why they fail every time! But for geniuses like Dr. Robotnik/Eggman and Dr Wily have no excuse being that they are super-smart to create machines and robots but they fail miserably. Every. Time. Maybe except Wesker, but that's a different story...
Out of all of these, the only one I can explain... sorta, is Wart. Apparently the thing in his quarters is a dream machine or something he used to take over Subcon by basically enslaving it or something so when Mario and co come to kick his amphibian ass it helps them out...
Or maybe Wart LIKES vegetables, just that throwing them in his mouth made him choke.
Or....
http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspo.....Overgrowth.jpg
Or maybe Wart LIKES vegetables, just that throwing them in his mouth made him choke.
Or....
http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspo.....Overgrowth.jpg
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