I had to do a different format here since the joke doesn't work otherwise.

See, the other night I had a guy come into my store with a political teeshirt on. I forget the candidate but the guy turned out to be campaigning for him, one of the guy's main things was that he was pro-life.

This always bugs me with politicians. So many of them say they're pro-life and for the children... but thats only as far as the abortion argument goes. Many vote against any kind of education reform, vote for cutting school budgets, and so on.

If you're pro-life I have no quarrel with you, personally I prefer to stay the hell away from abortion arguments, but one thing I do request of you. Please make sure to check how the candidates you vote for tend to treat the kids who already ARE born.

Too many people will just get up on the stage, wave around a picture of a dead baby while screaming "NOT IN MAH AMERICA!", and collect the votes from the religious right, Right to Lifers, and Catholics while kicking down any taxpayer support for schools, any child medical aid, and such.

The third panel is pure fantasy of course, but I will say that once I brought up the stuff in the second one that sheep's real life counterpart buggered off pretty fast. Might mean something. >_>