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Name: Bernie
Species: Bernese Mountain Dog
Age: 62
Likes: Cooking, Picnics, Nature, Reading, His homeland, History, Juggling, Arm Wrestling, Dancing, Cartoons, Hiking, Meat, Being silly, Singing, Whistling
Dislikes: Messing up his suit, Sweets, Flowers (He has plant allergies), Spring, Oceans (He's Thalassophobic), Sexism, Toxic Masculinity
Favorite Food: Papet Vaudois
Occupation: Farmer
Birthplace: Switzerland
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Three Iron Hammers, Exploding Barrels
Title: Humble Hero on Hills and Mountains
Fursonal Quote: “Now you'll see what I'm truly made of!”
Mr. H: "Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-motherfuckin'-yay! It's International Dogs Day, babeh! This national holiday is going to the dogs! Woof, woof! And it looks like we got some of the men's best friends joining the Infurnationals team today. So, introducing our first doggy daddy, all the way from Switzerland, it's...Bernie! Hehe. Get it? "Bernie". Ahahaha. This old lad may be tough and can pull some punches, but deep down...he's a pretty humble doggo. A THICC...humble...doggo. Hehe. Pretty thiccer than Bruiser. Haha. Ahem. Anyways, about his weapon - Bernie wields three iron hammers. Well, he's usually seen wielding one hammer, yet he sometimes wields two. The third hammer...I guess he saves that for an occasion. I dunno, it's possible he can wield the third one with his tail. However, his hammers aren't the only thing. He also has exploding barrels he uses to roll down and blow up his enemies on impact."
Species: Bernese Mountain Dog
Age: 62
Likes: Cooking, Picnics, Nature, Reading, His homeland, History, Juggling, Arm Wrestling, Dancing, Cartoons, Hiking, Meat, Being silly, Singing, Whistling
Dislikes: Messing up his suit, Sweets, Flowers (He has plant allergies), Spring, Oceans (He's Thalassophobic), Sexism, Toxic Masculinity
Favorite Food: Papet Vaudois
Occupation: Farmer
Birthplace: Switzerland
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Three Iron Hammers, Exploding Barrels
Title: Humble Hero on Hills and Mountains
Fursonal Quote: “Now you'll see what I'm truly made of!”
Mr. H: "Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-motherfuckin'-yay! It's International Dogs Day, babeh! This national holiday is going to the dogs! Woof, woof! And it looks like we got some of the men's best friends joining the Infurnationals team today. So, introducing our first doggy daddy, all the way from Switzerland, it's...Bernie! Hehe. Get it? "Bernie". Ahahaha. This old lad may be tough and can pull some punches, but deep down...he's a pretty humble doggo. A THICC...humble...doggo. Hehe. Pretty thiccer than Bruiser. Haha. Ahem. Anyways, about his weapon - Bernie wields three iron hammers. Well, he's usually seen wielding one hammer, yet he sometimes wields two. The third hammer...I guess he saves that for an occasion. I dunno, it's possible he can wield the third one with his tail. However, his hammers aren't the only thing. He also has exploding barrels he uses to roll down and blow up his enemies on impact."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Dog (Other)
Size 1213 x 1280px
File Size 232.8 kB
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