this is taylor. taylor has been homeless since he was little, forced to roam the streets and rummage through bins for his meals - or to rely on sketchy strangers who might ask him to do anything. this lifestyle has caused taylor to lose an arm and an eye already, and given him burns all over his right side.

for only five dollars per month, you can help this poor leafy sea dragon man off the streets and into a warm home. text TRASH to 0800-number now, so poor taylor won't have to perform favors for doritos anymore. thank you