Tigerstar: THIS is your leader?! Look how tiny he is!
Scourge: What do you think you are, broiler? >:(
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Tigerstar: Don't YOU think that your head is too close to your tail to call me 'broiler'? My weight is 25 pounds, I'll easily smudge your 5 pounds body.
Scourge: Firstly, my weight is 6 pounds. Secondly, the bigger you are, the harder you fall, isn't it? When you fall, I won't even stagger.
Tigerstar: Put a less angry face. You don't look scary - more like you sniffing a shit.
Scourge: Yeah, right... 25 pound pile of shit.