Wolf's Hot Seated Battle
*lasers danced in the star studded sky as star fox battled their hated rivals, start wolf over a planet. wolf O'Donnell was having a bad time today as he could not get fox into his sights right as the rascal kept drifting out of his sights at last second. soon he guns his engine to let him keep close to his rivals tail.*
"i got you and now im going to burn your tail fox!" *he locked on but as he fires, fox drops under him with his guns pointed at the wolfens exposed belly.*
"not today wolf." *Fox grins as he fired, causing wolf's ship to shake as its hull take damage and sparks fly in the cockpit. as he straightens the craft out in flying and zooms away, wolf catches the smell of something burning. it smelled electric so he thought it was a lose wire though he could not see anything wrong. he decided to check later after he pays fox back. he zoomed back to his guys to try and regroup.
"are you ok wolf? looks like you got cooked." *Panther sounded smug as wolf flew by him.*
"shut up! we are not done with this yet!" *wolf was annoyed as he felt an increase in the cockpits temperature. he guessed that it was from the broken wire and thought that the temperature control was damaged. he shrugged it off and opened his jacket as he went after fox again, looking for pay back.*
"here i come fox! your tail is mine!" *he zoomed after his rival, trying to get him in his sights but a bead of sweat got into his one good eye. he tried to wipe it and missed his shots as he looked around to see the temperature was climbing in the cockpit. he panted a bit as he shifted in his seat, it feeling warmer than the rest but he was too focused on his goal to pay attention to the growing problem he had. as he tried to line up another shot but could not help shifting in his seat as he panted from the growing heat. he was now sure that something was not right as he reached to use the manual venting for his ships heat radiators, certain now they were damaged and firing his weapons were causing it to be so hot. After he managed to open the vents, he began to tell that the heat was still strong. he began to look around as smoke started to fill the cockpit, smelling like burning leather. he sniffed the air and followed it till he was looking between his legs, then seeing the glowing red spot that was under him. he gasps as he quickly looks behind him as he felt the seat of his pants growing hotter. he saw his rear singing black from the heat as it smoked.*
"OUCH! *he roared as he stood up in his cockpit, trying to get his overheated rear from the hot burner that his seat had become. he began trying to fan anf cool his rear with one hand as he attempted to fly as straight as he could.*
*fox watched as wolf was flying out of control away from the battle and went after him to see what had his rival flying like he was blind.* "hey wolf, you ok over there? your flying very crazy."

*wolf could not hear him as he was busy trying to keep his craft flying while at the same time keeping his rear from the red hot seat. he was failing at both as he would fan his rear but caused the craft to spin, throwing him back into the seat for another round of baking as he tried to control the spinning. Wolf could feel his rear roasting in the seat as he struggled to pull out of the fast spin that pinned him down.*
"wolf? you need help?" *fox kept trying to reach him as wolf managed to level off. he relaxed for a bit before he sat up straight, he rear intenstly hot but he bangs his head on the roof of the cockpit. he sits back down and is dizzy for a bit till he feels heat bloom in his tail and jumps up again. he looks back to see his tail singed and smoking. he let go of the controls to pat his tail as he looked to see the planet. his eyes lit up with hope as he gunned toward the planet in hopes of getting out of this trouble before anyone found out.*
*fox was shocked as wolf suddenly gunned toward the planet below them, going like his tail was on fire. he followed after him, wondering if maybe his shots had been too much this time.*
*as the planet came into sight, wolf felt the gravity pulling on him toward the seat as he struggled to keep standing. he soon could not hold it and was made to sit in the burning hot seat again as he yelped from the abuse his now sensitive rear was being put through. he then heard a rip under him and he sank into the seat further. this though was the least of his concerns as he felt the fire that had been under his seat rise to great the seat of his pants. he could not get up as he was held down by the gravity from his fast decent. he yelped and howled as he felt the flames burn into his pants and boxers to feast on his furry buns. he kicked his feet as he struggled to pull free from his flaming seat. this caused him to hit his controls, pulling up the nose from the deep dive and leveling off to skid against the ground till it stopped. he manged to get free and grabbed his pistol. he began to shoot his way out frantically as his buns were grilled.*
*fox circled above the crash sight, waiting to see if his rival was alright. the first signs of life he saw was the cockpit windows being shot out wildly, then a near crazy wolf jumps out and runs away from the crash sight. fox tried to fly closer as wolf was dancing around in a bizarre manner before taking off running toward a lake. he then saw what was going on and burst out laughing as he got full view of wolfs flaming rear and tail trailing smoke behind him.*
*wolf yelped and howled loudly as he patted and fanned his flaming rear with a frantic pace as he ran in search of water to cool off. he soon found a lake and sprinted toward it like a track runner. he leaped into the air and landed into the lake, a cloud of thick steam rising up as his head broke the surface with a gasp.* "AAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhh. finally." he swam toward the water edge and then sat in the lake to finish cooling off. he then saw that fox was watching and he could not help but curse loudly as he saw the vulpine laughing at his humiliation. he stood up and fired his blaster as fox flew off after dropping off a med kit for him.* "THIS IS NOT THE END STAR FOX! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE!"
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