Good! Someone else won  Hukley's Skunktember raffle Evil Author™ entered. I'm safe. Or so I thought until I woke-up yesterday evening.

(highpitchedhissing/tail lashing/ stand-up on front paws and slap rearpaws on ground quickly several times). How dare he! He went and commissioner Hukley to do it to me anyway! (morehighpitchedhissing) I WARNED HIM! If he did this to me, I'd find someway to spray him.

Time to get some practice in before I pay the big bucks so open a portal to his world so I can spray him. (raises tail and fires at a tree). Bullseye! (strong scent of hazelnut coffee) Wait? (sniff) NO!!!! It's not fair!!! Instead of musk, I spray hazelnut coffee?!?! (morehighpitchedhissing) It's not fair!!!!

(curls into a ball wrapping himself in his striped tail and whimpers) It's not fair...

Please go like the original