one upon a moment of memory that every one would know there was a kobold. . .
the kobold is the being that is not very big! however it is not so small, just a height that one would think a kobold is! And what the thing the kobold is going to do in the time that the big fire ball in the sky is hot? well, it is simple! the kobold turn a solid into a hollow and very long with a thing that is wood with a metal thing on one end. Kobold swings and it makes a "tink tink" that every kobold knows! so when the tink tink is done many a times kobold get a shiny little thing, shiny little thing is put with more shiny little thing to make a big load of shiny little thing. It is all kept inside a big hollow and has lots of things inside it that would make the none kobold not be awake and moving!, it is not a danger for the kobold because a kobold know where not to step and where is the place for putting the foot paw on. Why a kobold tink tink the solid is a good ask! the little shinies it is important to collect because the little shinies are put in the big hollow to make the big small derg. The big small derg is big but small because the solid is big big but not big massive, so being big is big for kobold but small because other non kobold and derg things are bigger then the derg. . . so the big small derg sits on all the little shinies things. Kobold loves the big small derg, because the big small derg is big! and because the kobold knows the drg is the real thing that made all the kobolds. A kobold would speak to say to you in a way that one day there was many big small dergs who one day made a big tiny kobold who then was the very big brain and tell the kobolds that the big small dergs made the kobolds so the kobolds start to know why the big smal dergs are important. . . now that is the important to collect the little shinies to give to the big small derg for every kobold and big small derg to have the smiles. This is why the kobold tink tink the solid and why a kobold lives

But another time when the big fire ball in the sky is gone into the time where it is the cold and spooky. Kobold can still see with the eyes for seeing! but the non kobold not know where too see because of the dark! the spooky makes the non kobolds go into the hollow where the kobolds do the tink tink, and the non kobolds take the little shinies from the kobolds this makes all the kobolds do the ree at the same time to make the big ree, where there is lots of ree there is the very angry, and lots of ree kobolds go to take the stick with the metal bits on the end to bonk the non kobolds. Why a kobold ree? the kobold make a sound for many of its feelings, one is the hungry another sound is for the sleep and one for the happy but the sound of the angry is ree. To make a sound like Ree is to Eee but start with a Ree. . . simple. Now you if a non kobold know when you know a ree in the air is to run because one ree goes into two ree and more then three ree is very bad for a non kobold. If a non kobold ree at the ree back then kobold know it a non kobold because kobolds know what kobolds hear and not what the non kobolds say. This is because non kobolds where not made by the big small derg! important fact is that big small dergs made the kobolds. derg born are not kobolds derg borns are aliens, this is fact they has no tails for the wiggle. Kobolds have tails for the wiggles, wiggles is important because a tail swish to one then to the other, so the kobold little foot paw take a step to the other step and swish tail it call a wiggle for the kobold body goes a left and right, it important with a the wiggle the kobold will fall and the many pains will come to the kobold that make a sad. Sad kobolds are sent to the big hollow where the big small derg sits to make a happy to the small kobolds sad. When a sad has gone the kobold is the happy and goes back to the long hollow to tink tink more solid and get the more little shinies.

Now what a kobolds put into the mouth and to do the nom nom. A kobold can do a nom nom to many things that is very nom nom this is important to know for a kobold need to have a nom nom to swing the thing to make the tink tink, this nom nom is more the thingies that are around wich are non kobolds, kobold not nom nom a kobold because a kobold is a kobold and not to nom nom a big little derg because the big little derg made the kobold so kobold only nom nom the non kobolds for nom nom, non kobold nom nom are not have to be the alive but need all the time and can be the not alive it can be a thingy that is a non kobold that was never alive, but the best nom nom is when a non kobold not alive is put over a bright hot. The bright hot make the non kobold nom nom a tasty to make the happy kobold sound, a happy kobold sound is a "tohkee" one a kobold is a happy he does a tohkee to make a sound of a happy is to "Toh" then do a "Eee" as a "Tohkee" with not "Kay" sound in the middle but the sound of a single tink. Then you have a happy sound for the kobold is one hear more then many tohkee then you know all kobolds are happy and not the angry which will be the ree. As you know now the Ree is the angry and it is to go the other way not to get bonk by the many kobolds with the things that has the metal bits on the end! now. . . kobolds do not tohkee after the nom nom of the non kobolds but the happy sound is after making the nom nom from nom nom of the non kobolds. Understanding this make you know that a kobold can be a happy from the nom nom but many nom nom must make because only one nom nom of a non kobold last not a long time but a short moment, however can be a long moment is the kobold is doing a not tink tink by closing the eyes and laying on the cold hard. warm hard is best to do this and usualy in the big hollow with all the kobolds that do the same thing so it is warm, closing the eyes and not the tink tink has to be done after the nom nom.