K, so, I'm gonna upload the other one later and P.S. I apologize for not having a story to go with this one. Okay, so like, last night I was doing a lot of things that I had to do and then at midnight I had to hop on the clock again really quickly to do something for work, and then I was like holy SHIT I haven't even eaten dinner yet, so there was this like song and dance hopping around and twirling while I found all the chicken and threw it in the pan with the spices and then we were like WHOA NO WAY THAT SMELLS DELICIOUS but then we added the wine and it was like WHOA THAT SMELLS LIKE PUKE KINDA but then the noodles were brown (FUCK WHOLE WHEAT) but all in all it tasted pretty good. So I finished dinner and then went to curl up in bed and fell asleep like RIGHT AWAY and suddenly it's 7:20am and the alarm clock is like FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK because that's what i hear that horrible buzzing noise as so we slept it and then I was woken up by my cat knocking a mostly-full beer (what!) onto my Kindle which was balls so I cleaned that up and then had to throw my stuffed animal in the dishwasher because it was covered in beer too and then I realized the dishwasher was the wrong place so I put it in the washing machine. And then that same cat pissed the bathroom floor. And it was still only 8am.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Anyway, here's my cats making my life hell. You can see, this is me this morning wishing I could go back to bed. I'm too tired to even lift my mug of coffee, wtf. If they weren't cute, I'd consider putting THEM in the trash, but no I wouldn't really do that please don't riot outside my house.

That's why I don't really have anything to write here.

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