Rough translation:
Panel 3: "Scram, big guy!"
Panel 8: "Uh... no."
Panel 9: "I'ma bite ya, bitch!"
Panel 10: "Move it, fleabag!"
Panel 13: "Grraawwrrr... best keep on eye on that ass, baby."
So, the story here is that my pal,
Spikey-Spark, asked me to make a comic about his exciting new potential career as a nightclub doorman! So I did, and, at his request, I included a few other friends, such as
Shadow_fanatic there in the last panel, the lucky fox who managed to woo his way in with his natural, uh, "charms". :P
Panel 3: "Scram, big guy!"
Panel 8: "Uh... no."
Panel 9: "I'ma bite ya, bitch!"
Panel 10: "Move it, fleabag!"
Panel 13: "Grraawwrrr... best keep on eye on that ass, baby."
So, the story here is that my pal,
Spikey-Spark, asked me to make a comic about his exciting new potential career as a nightclub doorman! So I did, and, at his request, I included a few other friends, such as
Shadow_fanatic there in the last panel, the lucky fox who managed to woo his way in with his natural, uh, "charms". :P
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Well, I guess the gist of it was pretty clear, regardless. :P
The bouncer is strictly professional... but play your cards right, and he may permit you to do whatever you want to his leg after his shift is over. xD
(Spikey might actually kill me for suggesting that. If it doesn't work out, we never spoke. =3 )
The bouncer is strictly professional... but play your cards right, and he may permit you to do whatever you want to his leg after his shift is over. xD
(Spikey might actually kill me for suggesting that. If it doesn't work out, we never spoke. =3 )
It was in the nightclub they locked their eyes, him in his tuxedo made from Llama hide, she in her crimson coloured invisible blue dressed, they danced to the rhythmic beats of "Slaughtervision; Seventeen Minutes of Avril Lavigne Farting with a Microphone in her Anus", the bass was hard, the beats were high, every boosh marked a moment in their life, every screech marked a second of their love, his erection unplugged her life support, and it was all over.
It's quite awesome seeing this all finished up man :), you really put a lot of work into your comics and it shows, a LOT, your style has always flowed so well with comic antics, everything is just fluid like liquid dripping from an over-excited bungee jumper who left nothing but a white splatter from the jumping point as a genetic time capsule! Great work as always man :D
And with an ass like that I think everyone would keep all three eyes on it, two blinkin' and one sinkin', deeper and deeper and deeper *Tries to do a rimshot but sees no drums and no ass anywhere* son of a bitch!
It's quite awesome seeing this all finished up man :), you really put a lot of work into your comics and it shows, a LOT, your style has always flowed so well with comic antics, everything is just fluid like liquid dripping from an over-excited bungee jumper who left nothing but a white splatter from the jumping point as a genetic time capsule! Great work as always man :D
And with an ass like that I think everyone would keep all three eyes on it, two blinkin' and one sinkin', deeper and deeper and deeper *Tries to do a rimshot but sees no drums and no ass anywhere* son of a bitch!
That, right there, sir, is an Oscar-Worthy script right there... it has all the right elements... a romantic subplot, a celebrity cameo appearance, social commentary about the plight of the handicapped and the mistreatment they receive at the hands of society, some fart jokes for the kids... hell, all that's missing is a car chase scene, and whoever brings your movie to life will rake in more money than James Cameron would if he reshot Titanic using nothing but giant smurfs in his cast!
Much obliged for the kind words, man! As this comic here was my first major start-to-finish project on the cintiq, I'm real glad it came off well enough to merit such poetically articulated words of praise. :3
Oh, and for all your future needs: http://instantrimshot.com/
Much obliged for the kind words, man! As this comic here was my first major start-to-finish project on the cintiq, I'm real glad it came off well enough to merit such poetically articulated words of praise. :3
Oh, and for all your future needs: http://instantrimshot.com/
lol lol lol lol lol
This is why I always go to the bar early XD. I get in free, get to watch the show, and usually get a couple of free drinks to boot ^^
Very cute comic, I knew just enough French to get me through without the translations. And I should like to hope that I could manage to get into that bar, if I'm not flattering myself too much.
ps: I hope your friend gets the job ^^
This is why I always go to the bar early XD. I get in free, get to watch the show, and usually get a couple of free drinks to boot ^^
Very cute comic, I knew just enough French to get me through without the translations. And I should like to hope that I could manage to get into that bar, if I'm not flattering myself too much.
ps: I hope your friend gets the job ^^
Actually, that's a lesson I learned well just a few short weeks ago... I went to a club early, dodged the entrance fee because of it... then went outside to meet a friend later on, only to discover that I had to pay to get back in early. I'd have argued my case, but hoo boy, did I not feel like arguing with the doorman they had on duty THAT night. xD
And I'm sure you'd manage to gain access... if not, then hey, I'll just tell him you're with me. *Pause* At least, I HOPE us being friends would circumvent his orders to only allow cool people in. :P
thanks, man!
And I'm sure you'd manage to gain access... if not, then hey, I'll just tell him you're with me. *Pause* At least, I HOPE us being friends would circumvent his orders to only allow cool people in. :P
thanks, man!
Are you kidding? I speak two languages, and I still have no idea what they're screaming at me! xD
Mind you, I'm usually pretty wasted by the time the bouncers start getting mad at me for causing a ruckus and start yelling at me, so pretty much anything they could say in any language would sound like gibberish to my drunken ears. :P
Oh, et merci, aussi! :P
Mind you, I'm usually pretty wasted by the time the bouncers start getting mad at me for causing a ruckus and start yelling at me, so pretty much anything they could say in any language would sound like gibberish to my drunken ears. :P
Oh, et merci, aussi! :P
And once again you prove why I love you and your art. It's so fluid and easy on the eye (and I don't just mean the shirtless beefcake), it's funny and charming, and it's also so clearly your own style.
I might have been able to get the gist of the French on my own, but with Quebecois French being so different from Parisian French (especially in slang), I am grateful for the translation. I do agree though that the imagery and expressions are so clear, they do tell the story without the language. Especially that last panel, though it helps that my knowledge of horses courtesy of my mother familiarized me with the English word croup. ;)
And man, this friend of yours only looks a little less buff than this? Why are you so lucky to know so many studs? :P He'll definitely get hired then, I imagine. Though sadly, I suspect most bouncers need to keep their shirts on. (Of course depending on the shirt it might leave little to the imagination...)
Great stuff as always bro!
I might have been able to get the gist of the French on my own, but with Quebecois French being so different from Parisian French (especially in slang), I am grateful for the translation. I do agree though that the imagery and expressions are so clear, they do tell the story without the language. Especially that last panel, though it helps that my knowledge of horses courtesy of my mother familiarized me with the English word croup. ;)
And man, this friend of yours only looks a little less buff than this? Why are you so lucky to know so many studs? :P He'll definitely get hired then, I imagine. Though sadly, I suspect most bouncers need to keep their shirts on. (Of course depending on the shirt it might leave little to the imagination...)
Great stuff as always bro!
"Fluid" is a compliment I don't think I've ever received before, yet between you and Spoony, that seems to have become the new keyword that keeps popping up in my commentary... so thanks for that, as well as all those other blush-inducing words of kindness, my man. :3
And yeah, I did want to make this story as expressive as possible in order to make it as universally comprehensible as possible, while at the same time giving it some local flavour. Very happy to hear that effort more or less succeeded. I'm not sure what, exactly, the regulations are with the place he's applying to work at, but judging from the number of shirtless employees I see in some of these places, he might have a little leeway made available to him after all. xD
Thanks again for the high praise, and with your fingers crossed that he gets the job in addition to mine, whatever cosmic forces of fate that are influenced and appeased by the crossing of fingers should assure him the position. :3
And yeah, I did want to make this story as expressive as possible in order to make it as universally comprehensible as possible, while at the same time giving it some local flavour. Very happy to hear that effort more or less succeeded. I'm not sure what, exactly, the regulations are with the place he's applying to work at, but judging from the number of shirtless employees I see in some of these places, he might have a little leeway made available to him after all. xD
Thanks again for the high praise, and with your fingers crossed that he gets the job in addition to mine, whatever cosmic forces of fate that are influenced and appeased by the crossing of fingers should assure him the position. :3
Well, it just somehow seems to fit, bro. When you draw action it literally does seem to flow from one place to another, drawing your eye through the panels, the activeness of your characters, the shapes and the way the lines join and bend, the angles you choose, and even the colors sometimes. It all...flows. :)
Good for you! And heh, somehow I am not surprised. I mean, bouncers need to be intimidating and they can be even more so if you can actually see the muscles they possess instead of just eyeing the curves through their clothes...but with a club like this, I imagine showing off the beefcake is also a deciding factor. I imagine Spikey looks forward to this prospect, if he gets hired? ;)
You're very welcome, bro, you deserve every bit of it.
Good for you! And heh, somehow I am not surprised. I mean, bouncers need to be intimidating and they can be even more so if you can actually see the muscles they possess instead of just eyeing the curves through their clothes...but with a club like this, I imagine showing off the beefcake is also a deciding factor. I imagine Spikey looks forward to this prospect, if he gets hired? ;)
You're very welcome, bro, you deserve every bit of it.
Merci! :3
Et oui, on peut garder nos doigts croisées en espérance qu’il obtiendra ce job… mais de tout façon, avec ton t-shirt The Sun is Trying to Kill me, tu ne devrais pas en avoir trop de problèmes à y rentrer. Une chemise cool comme ca vous garantira accès à n’importe quel club. xD
Et oui, on peut garder nos doigts croisées en espérance qu’il obtiendra ce job… mais de tout façon, avec ton t-shirt The Sun is Trying to Kill me, tu ne devrais pas en avoir trop de problèmes à y rentrer. Une chemise cool comme ca vous garantira accès à n’importe quel club. xD
They're more or less security for nightclubs and bars, only less formal. You can either find them inside keeping an eye on things and making sure no starts causing trouble, or at the front door, carding people and making sure they paid the cover fee. In some more expensive/pompous clubs, they might also outright deny people entrance if they look like riff-raff. :P
If you get thrown out of a club or denied access to one by a bouncer, that's referred to as being "bounced."
If you get thrown out of a club or denied access to one by a bouncer, that's referred to as being "bounced."
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