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One of the first SCPs I’ve read about XD
One more “What if..?” with my Nabi…today is definitely not her day…
Item: SCP-504
Object Class: Safe
“ SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato.
«…» When a poor attempt at humor is made verbally within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomatoes, they instantly accelerate to a speed of at least 100 miles per hour in the direction of the sound's source.
«…» SCP-504 tomatoes seem to reach speeds relative to the inciting attempt at humor (see experiment log). Relevant variables seem to include corniness, humor-to-length ratio, and use of puns. Language appears irrelevant.“
More about this SCP here —> https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504
I recommend to read this article, it’s pretty dang funny X)
One more “What if..?” with my Nabi…today is definitely not her day…
Item: SCP-504
Object Class: Safe
“ SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato.
«…» When a poor attempt at humor is made verbally within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomatoes, they instantly accelerate to a speed of at least 100 miles per hour in the direction of the sound's source.
«…» SCP-504 tomatoes seem to reach speeds relative to the inciting attempt at humor (see experiment log). Relevant variables seem to include corniness, humor-to-length ratio, and use of puns. Language appears irrelevant.“
More about this SCP here —> https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504
I recommend to read this article, it’s pretty dang funny X)
Category Artwork (Digital) / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1280 x 832px
File Size 204.6 kB
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