learrn?

Learm!

I get the impression the "good" ending in this book would be considered disappointing if it was very much different from the bad ones.

Nope nope its not too late! I didn't take my hand off the page, I can still go back!

I've got a bit of a pet obsession with the idea of doing a fully fetish-laden version of a Choose Your Own Adventure book. I experimented for kicks with some Interactive Fiction software a few years back, but couldn't get my head around the mechanics of the program

You are in a darkened dungeon. Current exits are <West> <South> <East> and <R>aincoats.

You are thrown in prison. The guards have stripped you down to just your raincoat and boots. For some reason the tough, mean guards are also only wearing rubber boots and raincoats. They're eyeing you lewdly

To try to bribe your way to freedom with oral sex, turn to 107

To defiantly challenge them to take you straight to the to the torture chamber, turn to 136

To meekly wait and see what they do to you, turn to 87

To ask why thuggish prison guards would even be wearing raincoats to begin with, put the book down and go read Nancy Drew instead. Killjoy

You know, if you keep at these, you'll eventually have a whole book. Not that I'm compaining. :)

Oh man, I guess I got a thing for impossible non-consensual contortion.

To continue life as a pretzel, go to page 31
To end it all now, go to page 665.

A fine piece of graphic artistry :3

Now all is left to do is create a look of faded/misprinted/bled ink of a well-loved book ;D

Taffy demonstrations to follow next week

Well, maybe they can just keep trying to sneak past the ticket booth over and over again. Eventually they'd have to be untied by mistake, right? What's the worse that could happen?

we want more come on

Mmmmm, stretchy fun!

Laffy taffy! Only he's not laughing.

Does this mean there is going to be a new Taffy flavor now? Deerphin Taffy?

*limbs in twenty different directions*

Hello?

Heeeeeelp?

Oh good you went bac- NO DON'T TURN TO PAGE 80 AGAIN!

That's another phin mess you've gotten yourself turned into!