Kitty: Hey, everyone! It's time once again for the Masked Toon Singer! So, who's ready for Season 4?

Everyone: (cheering)

Kitty: As we've stated in all the promotional material for the season, it's about to get wild. That's because in this season, we're introducing Wild Card contestants. That's a contestant that will replace the contestant that has been eliminated just to mess with the others. But, more on that later. Right now, please join me in welcoming our distinguished panel of "highly-intellectual" cartoon sleuths, and I use the term loosely, FYI. Starting with the winner of last season's Golden Toon Ear trophy, Mr. Terry Bogard from the "Fatal Fury" series.

Terry: (tipping his hat to the camera) Yo, what's up?

Kitty: The principal of Crystal Prep Academy, Principal Cadence.

Cadence: It's great to be back again, Kitty. I can't wait to see what's in store for this season. ^^

Kitty: Isabelle, the assistant mayor from "Animal Crossing."

Isabelle: Isabelle here reporting for duty, and I'm looking forward to seeing who's competing this season.

Kitty: And, starting this season, we have two brand new panelists joining us permanently. All the way from "Crash Tag Team Racing," and "Crash Team Racing: Nitro-Fueled," the hosts of CTRTV, Chick Gizzardlips and Stew!

Everyone: (cheering for Chick and Stew)

Chick: Oh, it's great to join the panel, Agent Katswell! I know I'm excited to be here, as is my cohort, Stew!

Stew: I'm so excited, I could lay an egg! (feels like he just did) Ooooo. I guess I just did. :D

Kitty: Riiiiiiight.

Terry: (noticing that Fred's missing) Hey, uh, has anyone seen Fred?

*Just then, Fred comes into the set dressed as a king while "Hail to the Chief" plays in the background. He then sits down between Stew and Isabelle in a regal manner.*

Kitty: Uh, Fred. Is there any particular reason why you're dressed like that?

Fred: Oh, for your information, Miss I Have An Insane DeviantArt Following, I happened to have crowned myself the King of Genius Guesses after guessing our Season 3 champion correctly, and I thought I'd flaunt my regal presence.

Cadence: Fred, we ALL guessed the Wasp. That doesn't make you more important than the rest of us.

Fred: Well, I believe that this will be my big season, as I plan to win the Golden Toon Ear Trophy this time.

Terry: Oh, we'll see about that.

Chick: Is he always like this?

Kitty: Unfortunately, yes. But, he does have a point. Our panelists are competing for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy. Whoever has the most correct first impression guesses for our contestants will win it. So far, Isabelle and Terry have won it, and ol' Freddy boy's planning to win it this season.

Fred: Oh, I intend to.

Kitty: But, without further delay, let's get Season 4 started! Our ten main contestants will be split into two groups of five, which my husband has dubbed "Group Alpha," and "Group Omega." Today, we're starting out with Group Alpha, which consists of Catfish, Robed Lips, Bald Eagle, Dragon, and Robot!

Isabelle: So, what's the clue theme for today, Kitty?

Kitty: Well, Isabelle, we have five boxes of Frosted Masks cereal, patent pending... (holds up a box of Frosted Masks cereal with her picture on it) ...and inside each one is a prize that serves as a clue to the contestant's true identities. Now, with that said, let's kick off Season 4 with a seasoned sea dweller who's looking to splash down with a victory. It's the Catfish.

Catfish: Imagine waking up in the middle of a burning vacant lot with no memory of how you even got there in the first place. Well, that's what happened to me, for I'm from the Windy City where I'm considered a big hero. Once I was found by one of my closest friends, I started getting my life back on track, hopefully making a new image for myself. However, once a criminal organization made up of a bunch of horrific monsters started popping up, I decided to join the police force to help combat them. Everything seems to be okay, now, but once I become the King of the Masked Toon Singers, I'll get some more respect, 'cause I'm one savage dude you do NOT wanna mess with. ;)
Song: "Casey Jones" by Grateful Dead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oboXf7xtvrA

Kitty: Not bad, Catfish. You certainly got swagger, I'll give you that.

Stew: Yeah, and he ain't a bad singer, either. ^^

Cadence: No, he ain't.

Kitty: Alright, then. Let's get those cereal boxes opened up, so we can see what's inside. What kinda prize does the Catfish have in his box of Frosted Masks? ;)

*A TUFF Troopers comes in with a box of Frosted Masks, and he fishes out the prize inside. The Catfish's prize was a little dragon action figure.*

Kitty: A dragon action figure?

Terry: Maybe this character has dragon-like powers?

Isabelle: Or maybe he IS a dragon.

Kitty: Well, whatever the case may be, it's time for the panelists to write down their first impression guesses for the Catfish based on the clues they were given. Write them down, and put them in the slots. Whoever's right will get a point, and the panelist with the most points at the end of the season will win the Golden Toon Ear Trophy.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses, and putting them in the slot)

Kitty: Alright. Now, while the panel tries to figure out who the Catfish is, let's bring in our next contestant. We may not see much of this one, but we can easily tell that she's a good kisser. What am I talking about? Well, you're not gonna believe when I say this, but our next contestant is a pair of Robed Lips. Just roll with it. ^^;

Robed Lips: Before I got covered up with a robe with just my lips showing, this robed diva actually had her legs free, mainly to give criminals the boot. I got into the world of law enforcement after the head of a worldwide criminal cartel killed my father, and I've been on the trail of him ever since. But, I didn't do it alone. I had help from an all-American soldier with a wild hairdo that really should go home and be a family man, as well as two students of martial arts that are friendly rivals to one another. But, here I'm going solo, but when word gets out that I'm the next Queen of the Masked Toon Singers on the street, it'll give me the confidence boost I need. ;)
Song: "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXaaVpiJYI

Kitty: Wow! The Robed Lips is here to win!

Isabelle: Oh, yeah! She was killing it here!

Stew: She's gonna be pretty darn hard to beat here.

Kitty: Okay, everyone! Now, let's find out what kinda prize the Robed Lips has in her box of Frosted Masks, shall we?

*A TUFF Trooper comes in with a box of Frosted Masks, and fishes out the prize inside. The Robed Lips' prize was a bison quarter.*

Kitty: A bison quarter?

Terry: Hmmmmmm. I think I have an idea who this might be.

Chick: Y'know what? I think I know, too.

Kitty: Well, write down your first impression guesses if you think you know, then.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Robed Lips, and putting them in the slot)

Kitty: Okay. And, while the panel scratches their heads trying to figure out who the Robed Lips are, let's bring in our next contestant. He's a high-flying bird of prey that serves as our nation's symbol, and is looking to dive down to snag a victory! So, please welcome the Bald Eagle!

Bald Eagle: I've been flying high for newly two decades, and let me tell you something, my life has been chaotic! I got my start appearing alongside a red dude whose species was unknown to the general public, and we shared a special link that felt like it was added on to increase the lifespan of my world. While my endeavors were well-liked by the fans, I didn't REALLY get to shine until me and two other guys that helped that dude went into business for ourselves. We were tasked with uncovering a conspiracy involving giant robots and missing blue creatures, and since then, we were famous! But, after I become the King of the Masked Toon Singers, my fame will skyrocket me even further! And, that's no croc!
Song: "I Want It All" by Queen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN1-ieOQ8WA

Kitty: Wow! I can tell the Bald Eagle really wants it. ^^

Stew: Yup. He's gonna be a hard act to follow!

Isabelle: Oh, yeah! That was head-bangin'!

Kitty: Alright, now let's see what kinda prize the Bald Eagle has in his box of Frosted Masks. ;)

*A TUFF Trooper comes in with a box of Frosted Masks, and he fishes out the prize inside. The Bald Eagle's prize was a little toy bee.*

Kitty: A bee?

Fred: I know I say this every time, but I think it might be somebody from "Bee Movie."

Chick: Huh?

Cadence: It's... one of our frequent guesses that we always get wrong.

Chick: I see.

Kitty: Well, at any rate, write down your first impression guesses based on the clues you were given.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Bald Eagle, and putting them in the slot)

Kitty: Alright, now while the panel still tries to figure out who the Bald Eagle is, let's bring in our next contestant. She's a fiery lizard who's looking to burn up the competition. So, it's time to unleash the Dragon!

Dragon: Ugh. There are better things I'd rather be doing than being on this show. But, since my adopted father told me that I need to do something with my life than just slack off while he and his cronies go around offing people for money. And, since this show is weird and unique enough for me, I decided to sign up without any of them noticing. But, I have pulled my weight around sometimes, and I helped them ruin spring break for everyone since my dad's ex took his parking space. Seriously? Over a parking space? Yeesh! Hopefully, I'll make a better name for myself by becoming the Queen of the Masked Toon Singer, and if anyone gets in my way, there's gonna be hell to pay!
Song: "Cherry Bomb" by the Runaways: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGGQRJkNutA

Kitty: Holy smokes! The Dragon certainly has a fiery disposition about her!

Chick: Yup! Any hotter, and I'd be extra-crispy for sure!

Fred: Is that supposed to be a chicken joke?

Chick: What? And, you never made any prehistory jokes before?

Fred: Good point.

Kitty: Listen, jokes are subjective. But, let's put that aside, and see what kinda prize the Dragon has in her box of Frosted Masks! ;)

*A TUFF Trooper comes in with a box of Frosted Masks, and he fishes out the prize inside. The Dragon's prize was a pentagram choker.*

Kitty: A choker. With a pentagram on it?

Cadence: I'm guessing it's a character that seems to be pretty edgy.

Kitty: Well, whatever the case may be, it's time the panel wrote down their first impression guesses, based on the clues that were given to them.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Dragon, and putting them in the slot)

Kitty: Alright. While the panel scratches their heads as to who the Dragon might be, let's bring in our final contestant in Group Alpha. He's got parts made in Japan, and, unfortunately, his batteries aren't included. He's not Optimus Prime, he's not Gundam, but he IS the Robot!

Robot: Meet the Robot! (giggles) That was just my way writing myself in the intro of the show I'm from, and it was a depiction of the future that, unfortunately, never happened. I was pretty much the most unimportant member of my family, but I always managed to get me and my daddy into all sorts of shenanigans, which included ruining our exercise routine whenever there's a cat involved. But, we always managed to pull through, and we have a good laugh about it. But, now it's my turn to be on top. 'Cause when I become the King of the Masked Toon Singers, I might lead my family to a bigger and brighter future.
Song: "Round and Round" by Ratt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG51nwQsfAA

Kitty: Wow! That was incredible, Robot!

Isabelle: I certainly was head-banging to that tune!

Stew: So was I. This is one robot who sure knows how to rock!

Isabelle: You got that right!

Kitty: Okay. Now, it's time to see what kinda prize the Robot has in his box of Frosted Masks.

*A TUFF Trooper comes in with a box of Frosted Masks, and he fishes out the prize. The Robot's prize was a sprocket.*

Kitty: A sprocket?

Fred: (thinking he has an idea who the Robot is) You know, I think I have an idea who the Robot might actually be.

Cadence: Oh, boy. That's usually not a good sign.

Kitty: Well, whatever Fred's thinking, he'd better write it down as his first impression guess. And, so should the rest of the panel.

Terry, Cadence, Chick, Stew, Fred, and Isabelle: (writing down their first impression guesses for the Robot, and putting them in the slot)

Kitty: Alright. That about does it for the first round of Season 4! Now, it's time for the viewers at home to vote! Leave a comment below telling us which three singers you'll be voting for. The singer with the least amount of votes will be unmasked and sent back to their universe, while the other four will move on to the next round! So, happy voting, everyone!

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