It was just another day in King K Rool's lair, the only difference was that today, he didn't feel like doing anything, he didn't feel like stealing bananas, he didn't even feel like trying to take over Kongo Bongo island, he was completely bored. Not to mention he was getting kinda hungry, although he was tired of bananas and wanted something new.


And then something flew into the lair, a yellow balloon with a "P" symbol on it, the kremling king saw it and walked towards it, he never saw anything like it since the ballonns on this island are only red.


As he tried to grab it, it suddently pops out of nowhere, which was strange because he barely touched it. As he was about to walk back to his throne, he heard a weird growl in his stomach, he had no idea what it was because he didn't eat at all.

And then, the growl gets louder and louder, until suddently, his stomach starts growing, "What's happening to me?!" He said in panick, his stomach kept growing and growing, but just as it seemed K rool was only having stomach problems, his butt starts inflating, he looked at his growing buttocks, but instead of panick, he looked amused, "Oh my!" He exclaimed, "Now i've got a butt bigger than the entire Super Smash Bros Roster." He started to move his hips, and his big growing crocodile butt jiggled a lot, but just as soon he was getting used to his new butt, both his stomach and butt grow to the point where he can't move, he tried to roll, but to no luck, then he felt the ground get far away from him, he looks and finds out that he's floating upwards, he finally knew what happended to him "so that balloon was a magic one that inflated me, which means.....I CAN FLY!"


He started patting his stomach in joy as he was now his own transportation device, the only downside is that he can never wear clothes again, not just that, but the other smash bros characters would bounce him around like a volley ball. Although he did seemed to love his new ballooned body very much, "I'm so full!" He said, thinking the inflation was over, until he heard another growl, "Wait, am i getting bigger?!" He said in excitment as it means a bigger butt, just as he inspected, his butt started to jiggle, he was ready for a bigger badonk-adonk, but his butt didn't get any bigger, instead came something really unexpected.

BLAARP!, a hug wet fart shoots out of his ballooned ass and suprises him, "Oh dear, i think the balloon that inflated me gave me both helium and gas." He realized that he would be stuck as a gassy balloon, but that gave him a great idea, he floated to the highest mountain on kongo bongo island, and yelled "Hey kongs GET A LOAD OF THIS!" He then let out a huge fart, and it spread all over the island, K rool looks down, and sees that multiple animals and plats were getting killed from the toxic fumes, "Oh dear, not exactly my target, but should i be worried? Of course not!" He said as he started laughing and shaking his butt, he then floated away into the sky, "I am no longer needed here i can go wherever i want, and do whatever i want." He then stops, and has the cruelest plan, "I'm going to sit on someone and make them smell my farts!" He then started floating again laughing maniacally as his big ballooned butt jiggled with joy, he says that if you ever see him on the ground, than you can spank his ass and he will shake it for you.


THE END