
Young sir, are you being bullied? Are you have trouble with the ladies and need to impress them? Do you need to take your mother to a doctors appointment she is late for? Look no further then The NWK arms. Ltd. Dropship product 1 variation 1 also known as the "Mutter". The "Mutter comes equip with all your dropship based needs, a grav ladder for taking that special someone into near-space (and to avoid pesky radar detection as well as flak and SAM cover) protected by a magnetic field with an anti-magnet to make sure your [insert high tech "hip" gadget here] doesn't get damaged. For a military grade weapon it has surprisingly few weapons no? Well think again,that magnetic field can emit a burst that will knock out any weapon within a 3.7km radius, that means all technology is wiped out in 50km2 (warning NWK does not hold any responsibility if used to damage civilian infrastructure, use on American soil will be considered an act of war) and to top all that off the magnetic field is its own countermeasure! "So what does this baby run on?" I hear you ask, petroleum? Diesel? Uranium? Liquid hydrogen with nitrous oxygen injection? Wrong! This baby runs on nothing but a new form of fusion that uses magnets to draw the atomic particles together, you only need refresh the battery after 377.20574556194 years (leap years not included, calculations done with the average year taking up 365.25 days)! So order now, models start at £220,000,000 ($341,000,000) and because of our high tech Neo Solace weapons plant you can recive your product in 2-3 weeks (only comes in 2 colours, Mattel Black or Prussian Blue Metal).
I called it mutter because I was listening to the song at the same time while making it last night but it more means that "there will be a mutter and then all will be silent, thats when the killing begins" and its technology, though founded in some reasonable ideas is mainly fictional. Cookie if you can guess what 3 aircraft I designed it off! Pack of biscuits if you can guess what "NWK" stands for!
Oh and one last comment... FUCKING LOVE CELL SHADING!
I called it mutter because I was listening to the song at the same time while making it last night but it more means that "there will be a mutter and then all will be silent, thats when the killing begins" and its technology, though founded in some reasonable ideas is mainly fictional. Cookie if you can guess what 3 aircraft I designed it off! Pack of biscuits if you can guess what "NWK" stands for!
Oh and one last comment... FUCKING LOVE CELL SHADING!
Category Designs / Miscellaneous
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mine are very ad hoc, i think about it, make it then dont touch it for months, and yes, I write rather alot, used to write erotic stuff on another website but I got bored of it, on here i plan on writing one long epic series... oh and carry on that erotic stuff... it draws a crowd
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