Intrepid Animal Rights advocate and undercover reporter Elsie Borden has hit upon an ingenious method of uncovering animal abuse in the dairy industry, by infiltrating the feedlots and filthy barns of the Nestle corporation. She has personally witnessed enough abuses to fill a book. Which she will write after she returns to human form. Which, strangely, is becoming less and less appealing to her with each passing day. Who knew being a cow would feel so GOO-OOOOD? Even a milking machine feels HEAVENLY on her new udders! And, yesterday, maybe suspecting something fishy, her keepers set her to work nursing a veal calf. Mmmmmmm-OOOOOOOO! So WONDERFUL! She KNOWS this is all wrong... she MUST get back to normal! But what's normal? She has never felt so... what's the word... CONTENT in her whole life!

It appears more and more likely that her only contribution to the publishing industry will be when when they eventually use her hide for the cover of some Bibles.