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Spotlight: Good evening, furries of the world! I’m your host, Spotlight! And welcome to another news report on Infurnationals TV! Today, we got somebody that’s about to “crash” the party. That’s right, furry folks! It’s September 22nd, and you know what that means...it’s World Rhino Day! This celebration for the five species of rhinoceros was announced ever since 2010 by the WWF-South Africa, and it became a global phenomenon thanks to the two women - Lisa Jane Campbell and Rhishja Cota. They both shared a common goal of making World Rhino Day a day of celebration, and it became an international success in 2011. Five species of rhinos forever! And now, this just in! We got some new world warriors that are about to “crash” their way into the scene! Let’s see what they have to say...
*Somewhere in Kansas*
Loot Box: *wiggling his butt while singing in his underwear* For we’re the largest horned species! For we’re the largest horned species! For we’re the largest horned spec-...*suddenly sees the cameraperson in surprised* Heeeey! I just got out of bed!
*Somewhere in Arizona*
Bash: *twirls his quarterstaff* Aaaah, yeeaaah! Time to show our rhino pride!
*Somewhere in Arkansas*
Turbocharger: *opens the garage as he comes out with his siege drill* Hahaa! Now it’s OUR time to shine!
*Somewhere in Utah*
Nigel: *finishes fixing a car as he closes its hood* Finally! About time WE got the attention around here!
*Somewhere in Nebraska*
Thunderstomp: *shaking his booty to the radio* Uh-huuuh! Uh-huuuh! Go, rhinos! It’s our birthday!
*Somewhere in Alabama*
Live Bottom: Happy World Rhino Day, motherfuckers! And if you don’t like it, you can kiss my- *TV goes static right when he was about to pull his pants down and moons at the camera*
*Back to Spotlight*
Spotlight: Aaaannd that’s all we have here for today, furry folks. Ahehehehe. I mean, that’s all rhino. Ahahaaa. Welp, you enjoy today’s news. Stick around for our next latest news to report. This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV. Until then, see you all next time.
Spotlight: Good evening, furries of the world! I’m your host, Spotlight! And welcome to another news report on Infurnationals TV! Today, we got somebody that’s about to “crash” the party. That’s right, furry folks! It’s September 22nd, and you know what that means...it’s World Rhino Day! This celebration for the five species of rhinoceros was announced ever since 2010 by the WWF-South Africa, and it became a global phenomenon thanks to the two women - Lisa Jane Campbell and Rhishja Cota. They both shared a common goal of making World Rhino Day a day of celebration, and it became an international success in 2011. Five species of rhinos forever! And now, this just in! We got some new world warriors that are about to “crash” their way into the scene! Let’s see what they have to say...
*Somewhere in Kansas*
Loot Box: *wiggling his butt while singing in his underwear* For we’re the largest horned species! For we’re the largest horned species! For we’re the largest horned spec-...*suddenly sees the cameraperson in surprised* Heeeey! I just got out of bed!
*Somewhere in Arizona*
Bash: *twirls his quarterstaff* Aaaah, yeeaaah! Time to show our rhino pride!
*Somewhere in Arkansas*
Turbocharger: *opens the garage as he comes out with his siege drill* Hahaa! Now it’s OUR time to shine!
*Somewhere in Utah*
Nigel: *finishes fixing a car as he closes its hood* Finally! About time WE got the attention around here!
*Somewhere in Nebraska*
Thunderstomp: *shaking his booty to the radio* Uh-huuuh! Uh-huuuh! Go, rhinos! It’s our birthday!
*Somewhere in Alabama*
Live Bottom: Happy World Rhino Day, motherfuckers! And if you don’t like it, you can kiss my- *TV goes static right when he was about to pull his pants down and moons at the camera*
*Back to Spotlight*
Spotlight: Aaaannd that’s all we have here for today, furry folks. Ahehehehe. I mean, that’s all rhino. Ahahaaa. Welp, you enjoy today’s news. Stick around for our next latest news to report. This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV. Until then, see you all next time.
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Rhinoceros
Size 1195 x 1280px
File Size 188 kB
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