Faith and begorrah, it seems like all the pretty red-haired colleens are becoming orangutans!


Now that they see that humans are definitely starting to lose the Battle for The Planet of The Apes, they are weighing their options carefully. They figure, they're gingers anyway, so they might as well be ginger all over. That red fur definitely sets off Kathleen's… excuse me… Okk-okk-ook-ook's pretty blue eyes.


Since the battle has only turned very recently, the apes are still allowing Kathleen to keep her pretty auburn tresses and sculpted eyebrows. Especially since General Ukk-ukk is widely known to have a bad case of Concrete Jungle Fever, and definitely goes for the converts who keep just a trace of humanity in their looks. His harem is full of them! We all know where our pretty Gaelic lass is headed.