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On the packaging it says it's supposed to take 15 minutes - but at minute 9, things appear to be ahead of schedule if anything!

On the back, it also says -

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

1. Permanent Hair Loss
2. Insomnia
3. Hoot
4. Pellet (?)
5. Intense craving for mouse
6. Egg (???)

WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. DO NOT GIVE TO PETS. MAKE SURE SMALL PETS ARE IN A SECURE LOCATION BEFORE INGESTING.
DO NOT DEVIATE FROM DOSAGE PROCEDURE PRESCRIBED ON LABEL. DO NOT TAKE WITH FOOD. DO NOT TAKE IF ALLERGIC TO OWLS (JUST KIND OF IN GENERAL NOT ANY SPECIFIC ONE). SEXUAL ACTIVITY MAY PROLONGUE DRUG EFFECT UNTIL END OF BREEDING CYCLE, BUT IF YOU'RE INTO THAT GO FOR IT I GUESS.
PREDATORY MISADVENTURES WITHIN 6-8 HOURS OF REVERSION MAY RESULT IN YOU STRAIGHT UP PUKING OUT BONES AND FUR AS A HUMAN.
THE SUFFIX -OL IS STRICTLY FOR PUN-RELATED PURPOSES AND HAS NO CHEMICAL RELEVANCE. THIS ISN'T ADDICTIVE, STOP PRETENDING THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T STOP TAKING IT.

IF OWL-SHAPE PERSISTS FOR LONGER THAN 72 HOURS REPORT TO NEAREST BIRD SANCTUARY.

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Yeah so anyways I've finally been driven loopy insane by years of looking at TF art, so here's my first contribution (hopefully of many). Unfortunately, idk wtf I'm doing since I've never really done art before, but that's ok because I'm in too deep to stop now. Thanks for looking at this, and feel free to feed me ideas or critique or share art resources or whatever to help accelerate my descent into total madness.

Oh, and special thanks to KrazyIvan https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ivanfromafar/ for teaching me more about Krita in like 3 hours without actually using Krita himself than I was able to figure out in 3 months on my own.