F-Zero CD-i: The best worst game that was ever not made.

"Mah boi, bets of two million Space Credits are what all true Pilots drive for."
"Remember: where there's smoke, there's Fire Field"
"You dare bring Galactic Federation aid to the Lightning Area? You must die!"
"This is an infraction against F-Zero regulations, you know."
"Come back when you're a little, mmmmmm, faster!" (thanks to einsmann's comment for this one.)
"It is written: I'm the best at driving AND at bringing in scum like you."
"Shioh! Look!"

Screenshots were heavily referenced in making these.