Faux Trivia

• It's pronounced "fox", which is totally incorrect but blame his parents.
• Oldest member of the Quad Squad by over a decade, and yet one of the hardest partiers. Experience really does trump beauty.
• His ex-wife is a little pissed he ran off with a couple of girls half her age, but she essentially did the same thing to her ex-husband when she met Faux, so she can't be _too_ mad about it.
• Tipper and Skip, his kids, are in their 20s now, so they really have no stake in the situation. They're just glad their dad is happy.
• ...okay, his ex-wife is actually pretty okay with it because he's sort of a man-child and she was sick of taking care of him. At least with the Quad Squad he's taking care of himself.
• Prior to adventuring, he was a bartender, which is how he met the girls.
• The best hangover cure he's got is a Bloody Mary with extra, extra pickle juice. It's a little electrolytes and a little hair of the dog and a little way too much tobasco, but it'll keep someone alive. For now.
• He describes his sexuality as "if it's pretty, why not?" which has led to some interesting experiences with everything from draenei to mechagnomes.
• Has caught himself calling Russet "kiddo" on more than one occasion, which he refuses to acknowledge after the fact
• Easiest way to win an argument with him is to say "Okay, dad," because he will put his hands up and dip out immediately.
• Honestly, a cool dude, once someone gets past how immature he can be and how much he lets his loins lead his life choices.