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Collectable Royalty (Flattober Day 9)
Day 9: “Collectable”.
An excerpt from the Magitech Audiolog of a search party member involved in the “Keychain Incident”.
“One thing to never mention at King Malor’s court is the “Keychain Incident”. Malor doesn’t like to talk of his shortcomings, and letting slip this incident will see you spend several hours with the dungeon’s wringer.
Shortly after Malor’s victory at Hammer Hill, he somehow came to the conclusion that he was invincible as nearly his entire army and as well as Badon the Smashe(d)r ended up with one less dimension following the battle. He believed that he was the “chosen one” of the gods and that in his quest to become the greatest ruler and warrior that they would never let him suffer a humiliating flattening defeat.
To test his theory, Malor ventured to the Cave of Chains to battle its legendary dragon guardian. He came all alone to face the dragon in single combat, calling out to it to heed his challenge. The dragon accepted, and before Malor could raise his hammer, the dragon whacked him with a metal plate attached to chains, squashing the poor king paper thin.
Malor stuck to the plate and struggled to peel off while the dragon sat back and simply laughed at him. He was hopelessly stuck, and now a part of the dragon’s keychain collection. The goal for this dragon’s keychain collection was to flatten and paste all the royals of the Flatlands onto his “metal plates”, creating a collection that is worth the envy of all.
Malor had hoped his humiliating defeat would be kept a secret, that he would find a way to peel off and slink away before anyone else noticed, but unfortunately for him, a search party came to the cave looking for him, and after a long battle, they managed to flatten the dragon, and free Malor.
Malor gave strict orders to never record this incident. He hopes that his humiliating defeat will be lost to time. Honestly, I doubt it. If anything, the “Keychain Incident” is so notorious that— Oh, shit. No, I wasn’t recording the incident. There’s nothing on that… there’s no- HEY! HEY! NO! I SWEAR I WASNT! NO! HELP! SOMEONE HELP! IM BEING REPRESSED! PLEASE DONT TAKE ME TO THE DUNGEON WRINGER, AAAAAAHHHHSHDHDH”
Note: The Magitech Audiolog cuts off here. It is believed that the author spent several weeks in Malor’s dungeon being flattened over and over again.
An excerpt from the Magitech Audiolog of a search party member involved in the “Keychain Incident”.
“One thing to never mention at King Malor’s court is the “Keychain Incident”. Malor doesn’t like to talk of his shortcomings, and letting slip this incident will see you spend several hours with the dungeon’s wringer.
Shortly after Malor’s victory at Hammer Hill, he somehow came to the conclusion that he was invincible as nearly his entire army and as well as Badon the Smashe(d)r ended up with one less dimension following the battle. He believed that he was the “chosen one” of the gods and that in his quest to become the greatest ruler and warrior that they would never let him suffer a humiliating flattening defeat.
To test his theory, Malor ventured to the Cave of Chains to battle its legendary dragon guardian. He came all alone to face the dragon in single combat, calling out to it to heed his challenge. The dragon accepted, and before Malor could raise his hammer, the dragon whacked him with a metal plate attached to chains, squashing the poor king paper thin.
Malor stuck to the plate and struggled to peel off while the dragon sat back and simply laughed at him. He was hopelessly stuck, and now a part of the dragon’s keychain collection. The goal for this dragon’s keychain collection was to flatten and paste all the royals of the Flatlands onto his “metal plates”, creating a collection that is worth the envy of all.
Malor had hoped his humiliating defeat would be kept a secret, that he would find a way to peel off and slink away before anyone else noticed, but unfortunately for him, a search party came to the cave looking for him, and after a long battle, they managed to flatten the dragon, and free Malor.
Malor gave strict orders to never record this incident. He hopes that his humiliating defeat will be lost to time. Honestly, I doubt it. If anything, the “Keychain Incident” is so notorious that— Oh, shit. No, I wasn’t recording the incident. There’s nothing on that… there’s no- HEY! HEY! NO! I SWEAR I WASNT! NO! HELP! SOMEONE HELP! IM BEING REPRESSED! PLEASE DONT TAKE ME TO THE DUNGEON WRINGER, AAAAAAHHHHSHDHDH”
Note: The Magitech Audiolog cuts off here. It is believed that the author spent several weeks in Malor’s dungeon being flattened over and over again.
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