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Greta without Gravity (Dialogue in Desc.)
“Out of all the jobs I take, you know what my favourite ones are? You know, aside from the ones where I don’t get my a-- f---ing busted to bits, or where I just get to have some godd--- fun? It’s the jobs where I’m up in space.”
“First reason being pretty damn obvious; I’m a whole a-- robot, meaning I don’t have any flimsy-a-- lungs, meaning I don’t need some clumsy f---ing suit or air tank to survive in a vacuum; so, I can just hop out of the Amaranth whenever I went and float around freely, without giving a s--- basically. And when I’m working aboard some a--hole’s ship, it’s very handy for making a quick escape out the window and dealing with a bunch of air-breathing bas---ds trying to make me into a f---ing colander again!”
“Hell, I don’t even need to wear and f--- around with a standard Thrust Pack; Just attach the modular type to my back, wire that s--- up to my systems, and now flying around space is as easy as flipping the bird! It’s like when I tried wings that one time, but without the part where I get stuck in every f---ing door. Yeah, no idea how birds and bird-bots deal with that s--- all the time.”
“And that’s the other reason I f---ing love space jobs; no gravity, no restrictions and no real orientation. I can go in any direction, without worrying about how to get around, over or down from something, especially that last one without breaking something. It also means I got more angles to get the drop on any other s---heads in space. Like, you wouldn’t believe how many f---ing times I’ve managed to sneak up on some poor dumb schmuck because they forgot there was no ground under their feet!”
“Actually, it’s kinda weird how everyone just doesn’t f---ing think about how space has no real up or down, and how the universe is basically a huge c--- extending in all directions, not just along the X and Y axis. F---, even most of the movies, shows and comics I’ve seen show it as a flat-a-- plane, like an ocean or whatever. I mean, it does make sense; you got ships in both of course, it’s easier to move them around when you put navigation in a simpler perspective, and most systems and galaxies are pretty much levelled the f--- out that way. But still, I really prefer it when the no-gravity s--- is actually taken into account.”
“Hell, the only thing I remember reading that uses that for an actual plot thing is an old story in some grimdark-as-f--- game setting; basically, the guys in charge of a big ol’ galactic empire were wondering how swarms of horrible f---ing bug things were just popping up wrecking s--- all over the place without being spotted. Turns out, the creepy, s---ty bas---ds were all coming from under the galaxy, because again, those idiots looked at space the flat way. Plus, it also implied the rest of the swarm was gonna be big enough to f---ing obliterate them all.”
“Wait, s---, where the f--- was I? Oh right, yeah. To sum it all up, my jobs in space are the best ones! You know, aside from still being prone to getting smashed to f---ing pieces, but whatever.”
So yeah, finally done some more art of Greta, this time with her being in one piece, and with something in her own words to give you a better idea of what she's like! :)
(You can probably tell why it took so long, too.) :P
(Oh, and the Amaranth is her personal ship. You'll see that once I actually have a design for it.) :P
“First reason being pretty damn obvious; I’m a whole a-- robot, meaning I don’t have any flimsy-a-- lungs, meaning I don’t need some clumsy f---ing suit or air tank to survive in a vacuum; so, I can just hop out of the Amaranth whenever I went and float around freely, without giving a s--- basically. And when I’m working aboard some a--hole’s ship, it’s very handy for making a quick escape out the window and dealing with a bunch of air-breathing bas---ds trying to make me into a f---ing colander again!”
“Hell, I don’t even need to wear and f--- around with a standard Thrust Pack; Just attach the modular type to my back, wire that s--- up to my systems, and now flying around space is as easy as flipping the bird! It’s like when I tried wings that one time, but without the part where I get stuck in every f---ing door. Yeah, no idea how birds and bird-bots deal with that s--- all the time.”
“And that’s the other reason I f---ing love space jobs; no gravity, no restrictions and no real orientation. I can go in any direction, without worrying about how to get around, over or down from something, especially that last one without breaking something. It also means I got more angles to get the drop on any other s---heads in space. Like, you wouldn’t believe how many f---ing times I’ve managed to sneak up on some poor dumb schmuck because they forgot there was no ground under their feet!”
“Actually, it’s kinda weird how everyone just doesn’t f---ing think about how space has no real up or down, and how the universe is basically a huge c--- extending in all directions, not just along the X and Y axis. F---, even most of the movies, shows and comics I’ve seen show it as a flat-a-- plane, like an ocean or whatever. I mean, it does make sense; you got ships in both of course, it’s easier to move them around when you put navigation in a simpler perspective, and most systems and galaxies are pretty much levelled the f--- out that way. But still, I really prefer it when the no-gravity s--- is actually taken into account.”
“Hell, the only thing I remember reading that uses that for an actual plot thing is an old story in some grimdark-as-f--- game setting; basically, the guys in charge of a big ol’ galactic empire were wondering how swarms of horrible f---ing bug things were just popping up wrecking s--- all over the place without being spotted. Turns out, the creepy, s---ty bas---ds were all coming from under the galaxy, because again, those idiots looked at space the flat way. Plus, it also implied the rest of the swarm was gonna be big enough to f---ing obliterate them all.”
“Wait, s---, where the f--- was I? Oh right, yeah. To sum it all up, my jobs in space are the best ones! You know, aside from still being prone to getting smashed to f---ing pieces, but whatever.”
So yeah, finally done some more art of Greta, this time with her being in one piece, and with something in her own words to give you a better idea of what she's like! :)
(You can probably tell why it took so long, too.) :P
(Oh, and the Amaranth is her personal ship. You'll see that once I actually have a design for it.) :P
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Robot / Android / Cyborg
Size 1280 x 921px
File Size 161.4 kB
Hard-coded automatic systems keep it and other ships from getting too close to stars, black holes and other hazardous celestial bodies to prevent that exact sort of thing from happening. Only certified research vessels studying those bodies are allowed to operate past the restrictions. :P
Antimatter is a type of stuff that, when coming into contact with normal matter, converts both itself and the matter into pure energy. So basically, absolute annihalation of some matter, followed by a nuclear explosion x10. The rest is how you might contain it without it coming into contact with matter
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