My new airsoft revolver and the warning sheet that was too hilarious to not share. Let's review:

1) Do not shoot That Guy.
2) Do not shoot That Guy in the back of the head while reading about not shooting That Guy.
3) Do not let your cat shoot your gun.
4) Do not shoot yourself.
5) Oh, yeah, don't let babies shoot guns either.
6) NO SERIOUSLY DON'T SHOOT YOURSELF