Posted here is a stitched-together set of screencaps of something I received in my email three times over the course of this past month, supposedly sent by DocuSign on behalf of Muppet.cast, an online fan site dedicated (naturally) to Jim Henson's Muppets. Why they would be sending me an automatically generated invoice is something of a mystery, especially as (1) I have never had anything to do with the actual Muppet Cast group, (2) when I called DocuSign about this they checked their records and confirmed that muppet.cast had an account with them but there has been no activity for a long while. I leave it up to the Reader to figure this out, but to quote that old song, "I ain't clickin' that shit."

The other two versions are worded slightly differently but are otherwise the same bogus come-on. Jim Henson in Heaven, smite these villains! A pox on them.