Residents of Slaughterton-Over, please download the attached file for important supplementary information regarding your new supplements. The PDF file is recommended for the best reading experience. However, if you're not inclined to download the document, there's a copy below for your reading pleasure.

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Slaughterton-Over supplement supplementary

To: All residents of Slaughterton-Over
Priority: Purple-5

Before reading this supplement supplementary, please familiarize yourself with the announcements made by the other Slaughterton constituencies. Follow this link if you received this message electronically.

Slaughterton-Over is not associated with the Atomic Shrimp constituency of Slaughterton.

Hello!

Dear resident of Slaughterton-Over,

After our annual screaming event with the other Slaughterton constituents, it has come to our attention that your performance has been lacking. There is no reason for alarm, this is normal.

Today you have received your first helping of a new supplement, marked "supplement". This supplementary to the supplement will explain how to take the supplement with supplementary instructions.

Appearance

The supplement comes in the form of a tablet shaped like a centahedron. If the shape does not match, or if it is a powder, please visit your local chemist for a new batch.

The supplement comes in several different flavours, including grape, orange, pineapple, potato and gravy, and many more. If your supplement does not have a flavour, do not panic; this is normal.

Ingestion

The reference daily intake (RDI) of the supplement is one (1) tablet per drink. DO NOT EXCEED THE RDI.
The DRI for meals is one (1) granulated tablet of the supplement, generously spread over your meal. DO NOT EXCEED THE RDI.

Any meals and drinks in our lovely exotic restaurants already contain the recommended dose, no extra dose is needed. You will be taken care of if you overeat. This is normal.

Warnings

When If a geometric solid has ingested the supplement, firmly rap it on the back. The supplement will immediately be expelled with great force.
Do not stand in front of the geometric solid while doing so.
If you cannot discern the back, it can be identified by the direction the supplement is expelled from if you follow the prior instructions.
The effectiveness of the Heimlich maneuver is inconclusive.

If digestion is not prevented, the geometric solid will excrete a level 3 happiness fluid.

* DO NOT INGEST THE LEVEL 3 HAPPINESS FLUID
* DO NOT TOUCH THE LEVEL 3 HAPPINESS FLUID
* DO NOT SMELL THE LEVEL 3 HAPPINESS FLUID
* DO NOT REGARD THE LEVEL 3 HAPPINESS FLUID
* IMMEDIATELY CONTACT THE SLAUGHTERTON-OVER BUREAU USING THE DIAL BUTTON ON YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION GATHERING DEVICE
* DO NOT PANIC; THIS IS NORMAL

Do not supplement your meals with the supplement supplementary, supplementing using the supplement supplementary is decidedly not normal. If in any case you do ingest the supplementary to the supplement, immediately contact the Slaughterton-Over bureau using the dial button on your personal information gathering device.

You are free to leave Slaughterton-Over whenever you like.
We urge you not to leave Slaughterton-Over.

Have a nice day.