I now fear seeking a healer.

Why? You need not worry. Not like it will hurt when you get there.

Just... imagine it being a beam of holy fire... but 1000x more powerful and 100% chance of critical damage that negates all attempts at respwn of revival.

See... now that I have explained it it doesn't sound so bad right?

I've gonne learn first aid... k thx

o.o draw the proper runes onto the back of her hands so she can remember >.>

What if the marker smudges and she still casts the wrong spell?

-B?

hmm good point, get her some gloves with the runes stitched into them!

The Forgetful Mage and her Quest for the Master Tattooist.

Really cool comic

Okay, see, this is why when your cleric says not to peek on her while she's down at the river bathing, you LISTEN.

/THIS

This reminded me of the old joke where somebody's going to be the first astronaut on the Sun... but it's okay because they're going at night...

hehe

There are worse places to be: you're talking to a Ranger who got plane-shifted to the Ninth Level of Hell, just a few feet from the (occupied) Satanic Throne...

"Um, excuse me, Dark Lord of All Evil, but could you tell me where the exit is? I think I'm lost..."

"AND JUST WHERE, MORTAL, DID YOU EXPECT TO BE GOING?"

"I was looking for the bathroom, actually."

"...JUST HOW, I MUST ASK, DID YOU WIND UP IN THE LOWEST REACHES OF HELL WHILE LOOKING FOR A BATHROOM?!"

"I am not a very clever man."

"How did I get here? Door in Sigil."

been there done that.

then again, I'm a warlock, and I can speak infernal, so I just needed to...

(plane shift.)
hehehehe.

Personal experience?

I don't know. I've met clerics in various games who would do this if you didn't peek at her bathing in the river.

I HAVE TO REMEMBER TO DO THAT IF I EVER GET A DND GROUP THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE

Ours doesn't. The guys basically hate me for complaining and everything's pretty boring. Things go slow. "I, uh, say '(words)'" makes up a lot of the dialogue. With horrible accents because we come from all around the US. (Skype Voice Chat.)

On top of that, one of the few times that I played I nearly became bug food because I was playing a rogue and didn't understand the idea of "BRAVELY RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY" during combat. ONE HIT PUT ME IN NEGATIVES. Talk about squishy. Then again I was a /cat./ (Mewling, a race we found on the DanDWiki.) Thank goodness for Clerics.

I basically suck at being tactical.

We did have a minotaur with an oath against killing manage to win a battle without inflicting any lethal damage in one powerful move the last time I checked in, though.

Thats okay, i'm sure i can walk it off!

Walk it off? Your bloody legs have burnt off!

-B!

It's just a flesh wound, I'll be fine!

she should try healing with some TLC at this point XD

Hey, did you forget about the game? *eyes you*

That's what you get for learning your magic through a mail order service.

"Oh well, it was just the bard" xD

The Bard? Gods no... Not a pregnant sun!

Quickly! Use bardic hiding!

I abruptly realized that not many readers here would get the connection to my 'Pregnant sun' comment. To explain 'The Bard' I point you to an example. Fredrick K.T. Andersson's character 'The Bard.'

http://www.naorhy.com/art/freddy/el.....k_bard_axe.jpg

Oh, silly bardface :P
Gotta love bards thou, they manage to fuck everything up (both literally and technically xD)

I loved that series.

Andersson's Bard series? It hasn't ended.

No loss there.

-B!

"As if killing our bard would impress us"
~The Gamers =P

Heh heh!

Have you seen those movies btw?
They're rather funny and well made for being made by RP fans :P

Oh yes! Both were great, but I really enjoyed the first one the most.

Sneak attack with the balista FTW!

-B!

"With a freaking siege weapon?" xD
Oh, and don't forget the stealing of pants :P

Uhhh...Mine's only a flesh wound...I'll just eat some lembas bread and watch you work on these other guys!

Nothing more dangerous tha a inept healer.

I think I know what the problem is, you just need something to hold on to, now what could it be...

Instant Teleport to the Surface of the Sun.
Is she from one of those militant anti-vampire holy orders?

Just don't teleport werewolves onto the moon... it doesn't work!

-B!

I should know, I had to teleport to atropius, so we needed to make a "pit stop" at the moon or risk launching off into deep space with only 1 person having the ability to perminately survive in space. and I'm the werewolf in the group, so, I, of course, looked down. lets just say I couldn't change to my human form for a month.

Dang!

...D:

Strange spells are always fun to witness. Not quite so much fun to have cast on you.

Oh geeze.

Well, I mean she can make up 4 it, and it was unintentional, so yeah, I trust her. -XD-

::ahem:: Dr. Claw voice: Next time Gadget ... next time...

Try again sweetie, you'll get it right this - wait why am I on fir- *evaporates*

wow thats one fucked up cleric! but Awesome Picture!

But, in all WTF, what made U Mix up the spells in the First Place, Woman; U can't call yourself the Best healer if U cause Major harm to people. -XD-

-Ah, she'll get it- -Sigh-

Thanks 4 sharing the PIC with us, B! It just gets even more Freaky and Hilarious as time goes by with your characters, huh, bro? -lol-

Anyways, take care and we hope to see more of U in action, soon, mann.

Peace!

-Poor Bard, which is Not me, everytime we look into the sun, we will think of him always. He shall be missed-

Oh yes, there will be more wrongness soon, but I've got work all this weekend...

-B!

No prob, mann; take your time as always, dude.

-I enjoy Everything U put out, bro-

Though one of these Days, I'm gonna ask U 4 a Commish, soon; be prepared, B!

-Mwah HA HA HAAA-

I think I'd be more concerned with the fact that she says "Not again". Apparently, she's transported other people to the surface of the sun by 'accident'.

It's only happened... six times... eight tops... maybe seventeen...

Well, it is 8 Minutes away at roughly the speed of light...

Might have moved by the time he got there.

I think being transported anywhere near the sun,
(within Mercury's orbit and outside the corona) would actually be WORSE. Imagine death by searing sunburn if you didn't suffocate first.

Extream thermal damage(Yer Cooked), Extream Radiation Damage(the Sunburn as well as the Alpha, Beta, and Gamma Exposure, not forgetting those pesky Cosmic Rays), and Explosive DE-compression.(That would be going from 14.7 PSI at sea level to basicly zero, in personal experiance timeframe of zero)

or something like that. Think the shock might kill you first.

This is the real reason why mages don't learn healing magic. So many things can go wrong in a wild magic area.

Excellent. Though my brain is screaming, asking me if the grammar is correct.

Lackluster clerics don't worry about grammar. 8)

She was obviously hired for her looks.

Maybe she was just trying to cauterize the wound.......

Why does she even know that second one...

It has it's uses... mostly if you need to flash cook an elephant.

-B!

And get it back?

....umm... well it's not a perfect spell...

Well what's the use of making elephant-barbecue if you can't eat it?

...maybe it's an offering to the Sun God?

Huh... that works, particularly if that's the deity she worships.

Could be the worse places to teleport besides the surface of the sun.

The deep deep South?

-B!

<rimshot>

On the bright side, whoever it was got crisped before he or she could know what hit them.

Oh, and keep her the hell away from me.

This is why it's taken 3 expansions for gnomes to become priests.

i can only imagine the necessary that required some one to learn a spell like that.

Well, that should cauterize those wounds nicely, you must admit.

I don't think ash can cauterize...

Well, I'm fairly sure it can't bleed.

True true!

How've things been with you?

-B!

Well, the alien supermodel sex slaves won't let me get a good night's sleep, and my money-counting cramp acts up when it rains. But otherwise okay. Been drawing some good stuff lately, and I got a tiny but tasty raise at work this month, so it's good.

Coolness!

At least it's a little taste. I've had years where I didn't get anything...

-B!

I'm a high-priestess myself, and keep mixing up those spells too...but it's not a coincidance by my cases! HAHAHA!

Is that planet just really close to the sun, or does she have some unholy level of power to make the teleport reach that far?

I would say it's something to do with the concept of calamity and comic relief and less to do with "the rules".

Artistic license there.

-B!

As for the teleport, often if you can see the place you can teleport there.

-B!

what kind of god even GIVES that sort of spell?

some god of cockblocking?

And which book did he leave on the sun when he went there?!?

What lesson did we forget about?!?

...we got it back and fixed the sun...

Good times, though. Ah, the days when sunspots were fully explained...

I do miss those days.