Not done gawking :)

He hasn't got all day!

I'll Chain him to the table then!

Ironic considering that's what he wants to do to the player.
Late response, I know, but I couldn't resist.

dude, like. dude. I am going to make my own version of inscryption for the tabletop. But I cant find images of all the cards so I can have them printed. But I totally will be making my own campaign with it and seeing if it is viable as a tabletop rpg. one that I can play with just one other player instead of some whole group of people who have to schedule everything together to be able to play the game properly. Being a dm for one player in a game like inscryption seems a hell of a lot easier than playing D&D with one player.

(Late reply I know) there actually is a couple DMless tabletop rpgs. One I want to get into is called "wanderhome" it looks very wholesome and feel-good

dark metal room, wrists chained to table. now that we have the buff stoat we are 3/4'ths of the way to a sex dungeon.

You have a point