well thats gonna leave a big mess to clean up

Cleaning up the mess is the shame the loser must endure.

(In other words... me. :P )

that and the mess the players made from the shock

Wow, this look even more actiony in colour XD. Although that piece of glass looks like it's glued to his forehead lol

LOL, yeah, I was trying to go for one of those Matrix-y dodges, where you just barely evade the flying peice of death coming right for your head. Oh well... just means I'll have to practice more for next time. *Cocks handgun*

:P Thanks, dude!

*looks at the handgun* Riiiiiiight. Remind me to frisk you before I ever invite you to a game night lol

Ok, I don't know what's happening...But I like it.

If my pics are likable even without context, I take that as a high compliment. xP

(Basically, it's SHimmortal making a dramatic entrance into the card Card-Game at hand, as he and he alone could.)

*sneaks up and pounce huggles Bioxz and chestrubs teasingly.* ello there.

I need to buy cards for this... but no one in my area plays so it won't help me much.

*Chuckles and rubs-back.* Yeah, hi. :P

That's a shame... though are you really sure there are none? I myself was surprised at the number of people I already knew who played it quite regularly. :P

*rubs chest back.* hi

yeah... i suppose i could ask the guy at a hobby store about it.

OH SHIT WE'RE GOING TO DIE

REVIVE CARD!!!

*Is such a noob at Magic, he doesn't even know if such a card exists* ^^;

Damn you, now, we are REALLY going to die! D8<

Yep, Green card:

http://findmagiccards.com/Cards/8E/Revive.html

Only know because I own one.

LOL, wow, good guessing on my part.

*Pats self of back* Good kitty. ^^

*pats back* good kitty.

I tap all my lands and play the sorcery "Window Eruption"! You all take one damage for each piece of glass stuck in your face.

I equip myself with my "Holy Pants of Divine Protection". I kinda needed to change 'em, anyways, since the spook I got from the glass kinda made me mess up my last pair. :P

I play the instant "Drats, Soiled Again!", you can't equip Artifact Equipment to your character this turn. X3

If this isn't close, then Jesus, what the hell DID happen? were there fifty monks, an army of strippers, Jaegermeister river and the pre-reincarnation of Christopher Walken involved? DID IT?! DID IT!?!

It's cool to see this all finished up, dude! The shading came out quite awesome! I assume you finally got that Cintiq to start licking your boots and calling you "Master" "Papa" and "Leonardo DiCaprio"? Since this really shows a lot of improvement! Still the dynamics are great in this piece, now in colour, the dynamics are dynamicer! The dynamicest dynamics dynamics could every dynamically wish to dynamic!

I'm still curious just how much more intense that event was! Was there also the ladder trampoline exhibitions? Where one climbs up on a ladder and drops a baby unto a trampoline before it bounces into a dog bed and explodes? Was there superhero lodging of Superman lodging his "Man of steel" inside of Batman's "Bat cave"? Did someone release the lizard queen? HOW INTENSE WAS THIS?!

IT WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME, I HAD TO STOP AND CHECK MY COCK, AND MAKE SURE IT WASN'T LODGED IN CHRISTOPHER WALKEN'S ASS, BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW AWESOME IT FELT!!!

(Fun fact: People who have either had relations with Christopher Walken, or who have watched him have relations with others, have had their faith in God reaffirmed on the spot.)

You're close, but alas, there were no strippers. There WAS, however, a massive swarm of bees that flew in from the window at the command of one of the players. When he played his "Wicker-Man" card, he wanted to add a props into the scene to add effect. :p Luckily, that's about when SHimmortal showed up, and the glass shards he sent around the room slayed each and every one of the bees with ninja-like precision all at once. Once that was settled, torches were lit, unholy incantations were chanted, we summoned up some demons who then wreaked havoc on the neighborhood, and we prepared to slay them... but then we got distracted by an episode of the Golden Girls on TV. Once we'd finished watching the misadventures of Bea Arthur, someone eventually played the "Fuck You; I Win" card a massive bright light enveloped everyone and everything, we briefly became one with the universe...

... and then the game ended. And we ate some waffles to celebrate.

... MEANWHILE, thanks so kindly for the kindly words. :) While I don't think I've quite mastered the Cintiq yet and made it my bitch, I have, at least, made it my semi-willing consort, assuming that I pay it at least 50% in advance. :P

I lol'd in my pants. ^.^

xD Awwww, Sorry about that. Let me make it up to you.

*Pulls them off you in one, ninja-like move*

You stay and make nice with the guys while I go wash these. :P

Eeek, you left my puppy bits showing!

If this is how you play Magic, remind me not to come over for strip poker! I like the highlights on Shimmortal, but if you darken some spots of the picture (e.g. the floor and ceiling), it will stand out more.

Hmmmmmmmm... point. Yeah, honestly, I didn't give too much though to the room they were in. Backgrounds are something that I could probably stand to practice more.

And relax, we have a strict "No flying sharp objects" policy in place during strip poker nights, or, for that matter, nights that involve the exposition of fragile naked bits.

(In other words, 85% of the nights.) :P

Just a tip. Looks great. *plays this song* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P-c2k-HgRA

Looks great in color! :3

Zanks-a-zo-much-o!

Cool! Hey! I used to play that game myself oh so long ago.

Just picking it up now, myself.

In fact, last night I played my second couple of rounds of games.

I actually won a match, although my opponents had to explain to me why. xD

Whooooo! Magic. I'll be playing that this weekend with a large group, but it will probably be nowhere near as fun as your session seemed to be.

As inexperienced as I am with the game, I get the impression that the amount of fun you have depends on what kinds of UNF you put into it. :P

So try something to spice things up. Like, say, if you have this explosion-powered card that you want to use, set up some remote-detonated firecrackers in the next room for effect when you DO play it.

Then deny everything when your friend demands to know who rigged his living room with explosives. xD

Ya, it turned out to be a failed day of magic. All the people invited bailed at the last minute. So it turned into only 4 of us (me, my bro, my dad, and my dad's friend). Stuff like that isn't allowed at his house, and I fear the punishments if I tried.

Also, no idea where I'd get firecrackers.

Aw. *patpat*

Generally, you can buy them in local depanneurs, but if they're illegal where you live, then you might be able to find some on the black market.

Search the streets for seedy looking guys in trenchcoats, go up to them, and as them if they've got a "Deal" for you.

(DISCLAIMER: Results may vary.) xD

. . . Ehh, I think I'll stay on the safe side and not. Might just be my self-preservation kicking in.

Hey, Shimm-Aid! There's also Murph-Aid if you're around a wall of wet toilet paper and you need help in diagramming sentences or solving differential equations. Can you believe I haven't gotten called yet?

Fool, the "-Aid" men no longer wait for charming little kids to call them... they just burst in on their own, regardless of who called them or not, and regardless of what state or province has laws against bursting through walls of moistened bathroom tissue!

Here's a rocket launcher, and a list of some people I know who are having trouble passing basic math courses. Enjoy! :3

HEY KOOL-AID!! *building is destroyed as a red monster crashes through the wall* OH YEAAAAHHHH!!!

As an odd coincidence(?), yesterday I actually used my mad math skillz by calculating the last digit of an ISSN (that 8 digit code for periodicals and serials) using modulo arithmetic. Thanks! *sends good karma your way*

Ouch! *Takes 1 HP of damage from glass shard.*

*Uses an enchantment card to transform the damage into FUNK.*

Unf! *Daces like an idiot while the glass shards reflect disco-like lights all over the room.*

Children's card games FTW!

CHILDREN'S?! Never! I'm far too mature for ... uh... *Hides his DBZ/Spongebob/Power-Rangers merchandise* ... that kind of stuff!!

You shattered our glass, that's against the rules.

Screw the rules, I have money!

Ive been playing magic for about 14 years now, if you live in America the game should be pretty common around gamers. If you liked the game enough to try playing it regularly the newest set that comes out in a month is probably the most awaited set in magic history, try it.

Heh... they were actually telling me about that when I was playing for the second time two nights ago. I guess some of the anticipation and hype is lost on me, but with any luck, between now and then, I should be able to amass a reasonable amount of knowledge to not only appreciate, but to take full advantage of this mighty set.

No one can beat elementals!

Also, slivers...

GOBLINS For the Win, motherfucker!!!

*Unleashes his horde on you, Overlord Style, cackling manically while rubbing the cheetoes from his hands.*

I don't know, I kick ass with my elves.

Well that, and my Relentless Rats. 2/2, +1/+1 for each other Relentless Rat in play, 3 total casting cost, and allowed an unlimited number of rats in your deck, makes it good if you can get them out. Got 8 out in a game once, and I have a total of 14 in my deck.

Wow, that new tablet of yours really IS letting you step up your game, bro! This coloring job is so awesome...Spoony was right, the word to describe this really is dynamic. :)

I so look forward to seeing what even more incredible pieces you'll be making in the future when you are indeed taking that tablet and making it your bitch over and over until it's flooded and soaked by your awesome skills and still begging for more. ;)

*Blushes a thousand blushes* -^_^-

Thanks, man man. :3 I'm glad I managed earn that label, as I have been praticing like a mofo' on this thing recently. (I've almost worn out my first pen nub already. xD)

... *Reads your second paragraph over and over*

Great... now I'm not going to be able to look at the thing without getting horny, Nice job. (Oh well... at least the whole "turning on" aspect of our relationship is now mutual. :P )

You're very welcome, bro, you deserve it. :)

Hehe, and of course the idea of you "wearing out your pen nub" doesn't sound suggestive at all. ;)

Again, you're welcome! I think the way you're being turned on is much more fun than the way you turned your tablet on...much better than just flipping a switch. Or were you talking about how you and I turn each other on? ;)

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!

EXTREME CARD GAMES, MOTHERFUCKA!! Shiiiiiiiiiiit!!

Here's a little preview of round two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVm2IKFJuVU

A newly made friend of mine has convinced me to start playing Magic: The Gathering. He's gonna help me pick out a deck soon so we can start playing :3

Wicked! They're on the verge of making a convert out of me, too. :P I just need to expand my knowledge of the game so as to be able to win a round without the whole table having the explain to me WHY I won. xD

Haha, I know exactly what you mean. I watched said friend play a round, and was asking questions the whole time haha, it was fun! : D

Shit-balls!

... when preceded by "HOLY...", that right there is pretty much what I said while almost messing up my pants. xD

Those crazy challengers.

Oh wow, this is cool! I could totally see this:

1) as the image of an actual Magic card.
2) happening in real life. XP

xD

1) Considering the level of the artwork we typically see on most Magic cards, I take that as quite a compliment. :P Thanks!

2) I almost worry that I've given him an idea.

héhé :P c'est ce qu'on appelle une entrée remarquée

*te donne son deck de goblins*
Maintenant c'est à notre tour de pwner le groupe >:3

*pogne 1d20 géant et le garoche par une fenêtre avant de passer à son tour*

Merci! ^^

Ouais, sans doute… faut faire une impression sur la gang si on veut qu’on te prenne sérieux. (De la vitrine peté, ca fait le job.) xD

*Se lance contre la troisième fenêtre… et s’écrase la dessus sans le briser.*

Ayoye… X/

I love MTG!!

Heh heh... Myself, it's growing on me quite a bit... if for no other reason than for all them pretty pic'turs on them cards. xD

I love the flavor texts on some of them.
take this card for instance http://findmagiccards.com/Cards/ON/.....tic_Beast.html
Spiffy hairstyle indeed!

HAHA, oh wow, yeah. :P The texts were between chilling, poignant, thought provoking, and pants-shittingly funny.

LOL
the card that best reflex me is http://findmagiccards.com/Cards/ON/.....ng_Wizard.html
also http://findmagiccards.com/Cards/5E/Atog.html which inspired my creation
Accessio Titillo

Oh gawd I know those card boxes anywhere....

Oh, good. xD It was only AFTER drawing them and basing them on my friends' that I discovered that there were, like, a bajillions types and styles out there. :P

Woot le dessin est fini... Et je dois avouer quil est tres reussi XD Eventuellement il va falloir que tu te joignent a nous. On joue a pas mal toutes les fin de semaine XD

Waaaaah, mici! :3

Ca serait cool. Vendredi, j’ai enfin joué pour la deuxième fois, et tant que toi tu n’étais pas la pour me buter dans un seul tour encore, j’ai enfin réussi à gagner une partie!

… faillais quand-même que Chasseur et Koviell m’explique pourquoi. xD

Ben quess qu'on peut faire, cest jouer ensemble contre chasseur et koviell. Comme ca la ils vont manger une volee XD Euh t'expliquer pkoi ta gagner WTF ?!?!