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Kitty: Well, folks, the Ragdoll has been pushed aside like a forgotten plaything, and is about to be sent back to her universe. But, on the plus side, we finally get to see who she truly is. ^^ So, let's see what the panel's first impression guesses were for her.
*The TUFF Troopers head down into the underground vault to retrieve the first impression guesses for the Ragdoll. They return to the stage with them, and Kitty begins to read each one.*
Kitty: Okay. Here are the first impression guesses for the Ragdoll.
Terry's first impression guess: Minerva Mink from "Animaniacs"
Cadence's first impression guess: Hello Nurse from "Animaniacs"
Chick's first impression guess: Dot Warner from "Animaniacs"
Stew's first impression guess: Minerva Mink from "Animaniacs"
Fred's first impression guess: Hello Nurse from "Animaniacs"
Isabelle's first impression guess: Dot Warner from "Animaniacs"
Kitty: Well, those were the first impression guesses. Let's find out who's right as we...
Everyone: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
Ragdoll: (removing her mask, revealing herself to be Minerva Mink)
Kitty: I knew it! It's Minerva Mink from "Animaniacs"!
Stew: Oh, yeah! I was right! And, Terry was, too!
Terry: You know it! I guess we were on the same wave length!
Minerva: You two were never fooled, were you? ;3
Terry: Not in the slightest.
Stew: Nope!
Minerva: Well, I did say it's not pretty being me. It's also not as pretty being the Ragdoll. Lemme tell you, being on this show is harder than it looks.
Fred: But, you make it look so easy!
Minerva: Yeah, I know. ;3
Kitty: Minerva Mink is a character from the classic 90s cartoon Animaniacs that appeared in only two segments, "Meet Minerva" and "Moon Over Minerva," before being reduced to mere cameo appearances due to her being too "sexual" for children's television. Which is weird, because I'm probably just as sexy as her, and I never got reduced to cameo appearances by Nickelodeon.
Minerva: Maybe it was because you were portrayed as a super cool secret agent, Kitty, while I was portrayed as a "shameless gold-digger" whose only interest is self-beauty. Ugh. It just ticks me off that I never got fully developed in the show, despite being a fan favorite.
Isabelle: Oof. Not good. Good thing that never happened to me.
Kitty + Minerva: That's because you weren't designed to be sexy!
Isabelle: O_O What did I say?
Chick: Well, that how it goes in anthro shows aimed at kids. There's always that one dingbat who always tries to ruin everything for the sake of the impressionable kids.
Minerva: And, the dingbat in question happens to be Tom Ruegger, who claimed that I was too sexy for the show's target audience. Hey, despite my gold-digger persona, deep down I'm actually very nice.
Cadence: Well, you seem very nice, Minerva.
Minerva: Thanks. Too bad Wilford Wolf didn't think so in "Moon Over Minerva." I only really liked him in his hunky werewolf form. It's a shame, too, I thought he was a very nice guy.
Fred: Did you really think that, or was it scripted like that?
Minerva: Uh.... that's a good point.
Kitty: And, in case you were wondering that if she's gonna appear in the show's Hulu reboot, that's still up in the air. Especially since so far, she's only appeared as yet ANOTHER cameo, but it was the most insulting one of them all. She was nothing but a hunting trophy for Chicken Boo, that stupid giant chicken who's always going around dressed as a human being.
Minerva: Yeah, that made me SO mad! The other Animaniacs characters and I definitely had ourselves a big chicken dinner that night!
Fred: Sheesh! And, people thought I had a violent appetite!
Terry: And, what about the yak Halloween Super Clue?
Minerva: It represented my first appearance in "Hercule Yakko," and the fact that fans seem to ship me with Yakko Warner. I never personally met him, but he seems like a nice guy.
Terry: Oh, yeah. Duh.
Stew: And, you guessed her right, Terry!
Terry: So, sue me!
Kitty: So, anyway, Minerva, what made you wanna do our show?
Minerva: To show everybody that there's so much more to me. Everyone's always seen me as the shameless gold-digging witch with a heart of stone, and I figured I should show everybody that I'm not just that. And, since I've made it THIS far, I think I did a darn decent job at it. Isabelle: Well, Minerva, I think you did a good job, too. ^^
Cadence: Besides, if you don't appear in the Animaniacs reboot, you could always pursue a career in music.
Chick: You definitely have the voice to pursue one. So, don't let negative criticism or censors get you down. You're very special, and you know it. ^^
Minerva: (with tears in her eyes) Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I'll cherish this experience for the rest of my days.
Chick: That's the spirit, Minerva!
Kitty: Aaawwww, that was so sweet. But, enough of the mushy stuff. Since Terry and Stew both guessed Minerva right, they each get a point, tying them up with Isabelle in first place for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy with two points a-piece. That about does it for Round 1, but the Face-Off House Party ain't over yet! In Round 2, the party's gonna continue with Devil Dog, Hippo, Egg, and Electric Eel duking it out for a spot in the Shiny Six! But, before we get to that, let's hear it once more for the artist formerly known as the Ragdoll, Minerva Mink! (gives Minerva a microphone)
Minerva: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPvGZHNVPEc
Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted
Stay rad, all!
Minerva belongs to Amblin Entertainment/Warner Bros./Hulu
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
*The TUFF Troopers head down into the underground vault to retrieve the first impression guesses for the Ragdoll. They return to the stage with them, and Kitty begins to read each one.*
Kitty: Okay. Here are the first impression guesses for the Ragdoll.
Terry's first impression guess: Minerva Mink from "Animaniacs"
Cadence's first impression guess: Hello Nurse from "Animaniacs"
Chick's first impression guess: Dot Warner from "Animaniacs"
Stew's first impression guess: Minerva Mink from "Animaniacs"
Fred's first impression guess: Hello Nurse from "Animaniacs"
Isabelle's first impression guess: Dot Warner from "Animaniacs"
Kitty: Well, those were the first impression guesses. Let's find out who's right as we...
Everyone: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
Ragdoll: (removing her mask, revealing herself to be Minerva Mink)
Kitty: I knew it! It's Minerva Mink from "Animaniacs"!
Stew: Oh, yeah! I was right! And, Terry was, too!
Terry: You know it! I guess we were on the same wave length!
Minerva: You two were never fooled, were you? ;3
Terry: Not in the slightest.
Stew: Nope!
Minerva: Well, I did say it's not pretty being me. It's also not as pretty being the Ragdoll. Lemme tell you, being on this show is harder than it looks.
Fred: But, you make it look so easy!
Minerva: Yeah, I know. ;3
Kitty: Minerva Mink is a character from the classic 90s cartoon Animaniacs that appeared in only two segments, "Meet Minerva" and "Moon Over Minerva," before being reduced to mere cameo appearances due to her being too "sexual" for children's television. Which is weird, because I'm probably just as sexy as her, and I never got reduced to cameo appearances by Nickelodeon.
Minerva: Maybe it was because you were portrayed as a super cool secret agent, Kitty, while I was portrayed as a "shameless gold-digger" whose only interest is self-beauty. Ugh. It just ticks me off that I never got fully developed in the show, despite being a fan favorite.
Isabelle: Oof. Not good. Good thing that never happened to me.
Kitty + Minerva: That's because you weren't designed to be sexy!
Isabelle: O_O What did I say?
Chick: Well, that how it goes in anthro shows aimed at kids. There's always that one dingbat who always tries to ruin everything for the sake of the impressionable kids.
Minerva: And, the dingbat in question happens to be Tom Ruegger, who claimed that I was too sexy for the show's target audience. Hey, despite my gold-digger persona, deep down I'm actually very nice.
Cadence: Well, you seem very nice, Minerva.
Minerva: Thanks. Too bad Wilford Wolf didn't think so in "Moon Over Minerva." I only really liked him in his hunky werewolf form. It's a shame, too, I thought he was a very nice guy.
Fred: Did you really think that, or was it scripted like that?
Minerva: Uh.... that's a good point.
Kitty: And, in case you were wondering that if she's gonna appear in the show's Hulu reboot, that's still up in the air. Especially since so far, she's only appeared as yet ANOTHER cameo, but it was the most insulting one of them all. She was nothing but a hunting trophy for Chicken Boo, that stupid giant chicken who's always going around dressed as a human being.
Minerva: Yeah, that made me SO mad! The other Animaniacs characters and I definitely had ourselves a big chicken dinner that night!
Fred: Sheesh! And, people thought I had a violent appetite!
Terry: And, what about the yak Halloween Super Clue?
Minerva: It represented my first appearance in "Hercule Yakko," and the fact that fans seem to ship me with Yakko Warner. I never personally met him, but he seems like a nice guy.
Terry: Oh, yeah. Duh.
Stew: And, you guessed her right, Terry!
Terry: So, sue me!
Kitty: So, anyway, Minerva, what made you wanna do our show?
Minerva: To show everybody that there's so much more to me. Everyone's always seen me as the shameless gold-digging witch with a heart of stone, and I figured I should show everybody that I'm not just that. And, since I've made it THIS far, I think I did a darn decent job at it. Isabelle: Well, Minerva, I think you did a good job, too. ^^
Cadence: Besides, if you don't appear in the Animaniacs reboot, you could always pursue a career in music.
Chick: You definitely have the voice to pursue one. So, don't let negative criticism or censors get you down. You're very special, and you know it. ^^
Minerva: (with tears in her eyes) Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I'll cherish this experience for the rest of my days.
Chick: That's the spirit, Minerva!
Kitty: Aaawwww, that was so sweet. But, enough of the mushy stuff. Since Terry and Stew both guessed Minerva right, they each get a point, tying them up with Isabelle in first place for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy with two points a-piece. That about does it for Round 1, but the Face-Off House Party ain't over yet! In Round 2, the party's gonna continue with Devil Dog, Hippo, Egg, and Electric Eel duking it out for a spot in the Shiny Six! But, before we get to that, let's hear it once more for the artist formerly known as the Ragdoll, Minerva Mink! (gives Minerva a microphone)
Minerva: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPvGZHNVPEc
Be sure to fave, and leave a comment below (as long as it isn't petty hate)
FAIR constructive criticism is accepted
Stay rad, all!
Minerva belongs to Amblin Entertainment/Warner Bros./Hulu
The Masked Toon Singer belongs to me
Category Artwork (Traditional) / General Furry Art
Species Mink
Size 1024 x 1280px
File Size 141.9 kB
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