Kitty: Hey, everyone! Welcome back to the Masked Toon Singer! And, it's time for the second half of the Face-Off House Party!

*The party music starts playing again with everyone dancing along to it. Fred, however, was still bewildered by everything.*

Fred: This is so much for me to take in!

Terry: Oh, c'mon, Fred! Don't be such an exhibit in the Museum of Natural History! Let loose, and have some fun. ^^

Fred: Well, okay. (starts dancing along) But, just so you know, I'm not the one who guessed Ragdoll right!

Terry: Good point.

Stew: Hey, I guessed her right, too!

Kitty: In case you're wondering what our panel is blabbering about, last time we kicked the Ragdoll out of the party, and she was revealed to be Minerva Mink from Animaniacs. Terry and Stew were the only ones to get her right, and they each received a point in the running for the Golden Toon Ear Trophy. They're now tied with Isabelle in the lead.

Isabelle: Well, I'm planning to get another ear in my trophy case!

Terry: But, I'll be getting it, instead!

Stew: But, I don't have any golden ears.

Kitty: Guys, guys! There's no need to fight amongst yourselves! Leave the trash talking to our contestants.

Panelists: Sorry.

Kitty: Anyway, the remaining four contestants will be duking it out against each other in two battles. The winners will join Robed Lips, Panda, and Dragon in the Shiny Six, and the losers will be sent to the Smackdown to see who will be joining them. And, as always, one contestants will have to leave the party, and have their mask removed, revealing who they truly are. Now, let's get the second half of this party started! The first battle has the Devil Dog facing off against the Hippo! Why don't we see how they're holding up at the party, shall we?

Devil Dog: Boy, it's hard to believe that I'm getting pretty close to making it to the Shiny Six. I just hope I can get through this wild house party, and get past that big gray and orange lump that's asleep on the couch over there!

Hippo: (sleeping on the couch, and waking up) Huh? Wha? Is the Devil Dog talking about me?

Devil Dog: You bet I am, 'cause I'm gonna put you on the endangered species list, and make it to the Shiny Six! I'm sure you're just gonna sleep through the whole thing.

Hippo: No way, you literal hot dog! If anything, I'm well-rested, and I have the energy to give a great performance at this party! I'm sure you'll just be exorcised off the premises, and into the Smackdown.

Devil Dog: If anyone's gonna head to the Smackdown, it's you, big mouth! I may be the only male contestant remaining that isn't a Wild Card, but I think I've got the staying power to make it through!

Hippo: Oh, yeah? Well, hippos have the strongest bite force out there! So, imagine if you stuck your hand in me, and I chomped down on it? You'll be sent packin' in no time!

Devil Dog: So will you when the cops show up, and arrest you for Devil Dog slaughter.

Hippo: Oh, it's on, now!

Devil Dog + Hippo: (glaring intensely at each other)

Devil Dog's song: "Turn the Page" by Bob Seger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5heysinF1sw

Kitty: Wow, Devil Dog! That was very moving.

Fred: Yeah, even though he's the Devil Dog, he's got a LOT of soul.

Isabelle: Yeah. I bet he's a very sweet guy under that mask.

Chick: I'm sure he is.

Kitty: Well, he did say he got his start as a criminal, but has since cleaned up his act. So, it's safe to say that he could be a very nice guy. Now, let's see what kinda party favor the Devil Dog has brought to the party.

*A TUFF Trooper comes in with a rolled up map, and he unravels it to reveal a map of California, which was the Devil Dog's party favor.*

Kitty: A map of California? A native Californian, maybe?

Terry: Or maybe it's some dude who actually moved to California because he found some kinda work there. I mean, I've fought a few guys who came to California to find work.

Chick: Well, a lot of cartoon shows take place in California, so it could be anyone, really.

Cadence: That's a good point, Chick.

Chick: Thank you, Cadence.

Kitty: Well, whatever the case may be, the Hippo's gonna have to bring in a stellar performance if he's gonna beat the Devil Dog! In fact, let's see how he's gonna do just that, shall we?

Hippo's song: "Mony Mony" by Billy Idol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27VXAOjpCnA

Kitty: Holy cow! The Hippo's coming in fighting!

Stew: Boy, he wasn't kidding when he said he was resting up for this performance!

Cadence: Yeah! He said he needed the energy, and he unleashed said energy in full force!

Fred: No kiddin'! 'Cause I can feel it no doubt about it!

Terry: You sure it wasn't that giant rack of ribs you order at the end of each episode of the Flintstones, and the shear weight of the ribs made your car topple over? ;3

Fred: Oh, you think you're so clever, Mr. Bogard.

Kitty: We'll worry about Stone Age takeout later. Right now, let's see what kinda party favor the Hippo has brought to the party.

*A TUFF Trooper brings in a tray holding four frozen brains, which was the Hippo's party favor.*

Kitty: Four brains? And, they're frozen?

Isabelle: Frozen? Could it be Kristoff from the Frozen franchise?

Fred: I don't think so. It's gotta be Sub-Zero from "Mortal Kombat."

Chick: It could also be Iceman from Marvel comics. I could see him singing a song like that.

Fred: No way it's Iceman!

Kitty: Well, whoever it may be, we can all agree that the Hippo gave a tremendous performance! But, the party's not over yet! We still have two more party animals to get to before we decide who's gonna get sent to the Smackdown. So, here are the last two contestants to show up to our Face-Off House Party, the Egg and the Electric Eel!

Egg: Boy, it's hard to believe that I survived the Bottom Three last time out. Now, I just gotta make it past the Face-Off House Party, and steer clear from the Smackdown, and I'll be heading to the Shiny Six in no time!

Electric Eel: Don't count your eggs before they're hatched, cholesterol boy! I survived the Bottom Three as well, and if anyone's gonna be heading to the Shiny Six, it's gonna be me!

Egg: Don't bet on it! I've been around longer than you, and I've more than proven myself to be a strong contender. You're just gonna flop around on the stage, gasping or air. You ARE a fish, after all.

Electric Eel: Well, this fish is also electrically charged, so it'd be easy for me to fry you up. Personally, I prefer my eggs scrambled with plenty of cheese and garnish. How do you like YOUR eggs, hm?

Egg: In your face! That's what you're gonna end up with once I win the battle!

Electric Eel: Well, you're gonna be in for the shock of your life once I'm through with you!

Egg: Yeah? Well, I don't think you have enough electricity to power a digital watch.

Electric Eel: Really? Well, I'll make sure eggs are on the menu. Sunny side up!

Egg + Electric Eel: (glaring intensely at each other)

Egg's song: "Shivers" by Ed Sheeran: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=421wDCaaEqo

Kitty: That was amazing, Egg! It's pretty obvious that he has no plans to be heading to the Smackdown!

Chick: Yeah! I hope he hatches into something incredible, 'cause THAT'S some talent right there!

Isabelle: I agree! He's great!

Fred: I don't know. All that talk about cooking eggs and scrambling them makes me feel a little hungry.

Cadence: Fred, didn't you take something from the refreshments table?

Fred: There's a refreshments table? (gets up and goes over to it)

Kitty: Okay. And, while Fred's getting something to eat, let's see what kinda party favor the Egg has brought to this party.

*A TUFF Trooper begins pushing a washing machine out onto the stage, which happens to be the Egg's party favor.*

Kitty: A washing machine? I wonder what that means.

Terry: Maybe this character advertised for a laundry detergent, or something?

Chick: I don't know. I can't think of any laundry-related characters off the top of my head.

Fred: (returning with a plate full of food) Hmmmmmm. Maybe it's somebody from Lilo and Stitch.

Isabelle: What makes you think that?

Fred: There was a washing machine scene in the movie, which Disney+ censored, wasn't there?

Stew: I fail to see the logic in this.

Kitty: Don't worry, Stew. Most of what Fred said rarely makes any sense, anyway. Now, that we've seen Egg's performance, let's see how the Electric Eel's gonna top that. ^^

Electric Eel's song: "Red High Heels" by Kellie Pickler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omV2IYD7RNQ

Kitty: That was remarkable, Electric Eel! I had no idea you had such a sense of style. ^^

Stew: Yeah, she's gotta be wearing something other than that drab looking prison jumpsuit, y'know.

Cadence: I never pegged you for a fashion expert, Stew.

Stew: Hey. Every now and then, I see a good outfit. Better than Fred's loincloth that he wears every day.

Fred: Oh, hardy har har. -_-

Kitty: Oh, don't feel bad, Fred. Your loincloth is still pretty iconic. And, now, let's see what kinda party favor the Electric Eel has brought to the party.

*A TUFF Trooper comes in carrying an Egyptian jackal mask, which was the Electric Eel's party favor.*

Kitty: A jackal mask? Possibly a jackal character?

Terry: Like Reirei from "The Lion Guard"? I mean, Kiara's just been on this show.

Chick: Hey, that's not a bad guess. Although, that clue kinda made it hard for me to narrow it down, though.

Isabelle: Welcome to Fred's world. Tee-hee. X3

Fred: What is this? "Everybody Pick On Fred Flintstone Day"?

Isabelle: No, but it sure feels like it! X3

Fred: Oh, brother. :roll:

Kitty: Okay. While Fred tries to get over the fact that all these jokes are going over his head, it's time for the viewers at home to vote! Leave a comment below telling us who you think won Battle 1 and Battle 2. So, happy voting, everyone!

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