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Yes. They teach this to grade schoolers.
General because apparently it's appropriate for kids!
General because apparently it's appropriate for kids!
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I still remember SING from Miss Congeniality. Solar Plexus, Instep... Nose, I think? And of course Groin.
A kick to the bollocks might just piss them off, but those four locations are all pretty sensitive so hitting all four in quick succession should leave them beat, buggered and bewildered while you leg it.
A kick to the bollocks might just piss them off, but those four locations are all pretty sensitive so hitting all four in quick succession should leave them beat, buggered and bewildered while you leg it.
Yep, nose.
Preferably in the form of elbow (solar plexus, getting them away from you), heel (to the instep, putting them off balance), backhand (nose, bloodying it and stunning them), full-force 180 punch from the backhand (groin, putting them on the ground and whimpering while you take advantage of their face being on the ground to kick them in it until you can get away and/or get the police.)
Preferably in the form of elbow (solar plexus, getting them away from you), heel (to the instep, putting them off balance), backhand (nose, bloodying it and stunning them), full-force 180 punch from the backhand (groin, putting them on the ground and whimpering while you take advantage of their face being on the ground to kick them in it until you can get away and/or get the police.)
I was shocked when I was maybe 4 or 5? I was on top of a dresser, but still... stuck finger into a lamp that didn't have a bulb in it because parents hadn't put the bulb in. Scared the shit out of me but I got over it and got inspired to be "Lord Lightning" when I finally got into online gaming :D
"Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts--[i] EWWWWW!! [i]Don't Touch That!"
Lazlo & Gary - Eww, Don't Touch That
(also as an AMV)
Lazlo & Gary - Eww, Don't Touch That
(also as an AMV)
Very true, and I'm well aware. However, you can't tell me the effect wouldn't be further improved by a simultaneous electrified flaming impact of some kind. And of course kevlar pants are kind of rare. I think really that simply setting them ablaze would do the trick quite effectively. Have you ever met anyone who could not be distracted from whatever they were doing by being on fire?
....Is...Is it bad Reading that comic I could tell just HOW this is suppose to be sung...and it ends up more as a catchy cheer then anything else?
Look, I know this generation needs to be handled differently then the last, but this is just utterly silly people.
...and yet that song is now stuck in my head and no one's sung it...
Look, I know this generation needs to be handled differently then the last, but this is just utterly silly people.
...and yet that song is now stuck in my head and no one's sung it...
thank fuck i don't live in america then lol but seriously thats pritty stupid the kick in the nuts is the only thing that should be tought like in gym class or something then for extra credit how to and where to keep kicking and what to shout lol (but i would like to live in america tho) :)
Let's see, I've counted seven commenting on Dr. Gwen's looks, two who'd say that the plan would backfire (likely due to Gwen's ass slap), one who admitted to being turned pedo, and one who raped her anyway. I'd say this little cheer of theirs didn't work. I mean, it's kind of hard to ignore the good girl doctor when she sticks her rump out and grabs it, but still.
Oh, and let's add another one to all four categories.
Oh, and let's add another one to all four categories.
They're actually teaching this to children now? Wow, humanity really is doomed. X(
Also, for some reason, I find it really interesting that Alex is actually wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Especially since I don't think I've ever seen her wear a t-shirt and jeans. Still though, Alex looks lovely as always and she sports the "soccer mom" look very well. X3
Also, for some reason, I find it really interesting that Alex is actually wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Especially since I don't think I've ever seen her wear a t-shirt and jeans. Still though, Alex looks lovely as always and she sports the "soccer mom" look very well. X3
my nice came home and showed me this i then went to the nearest gun store and bought her a tazer, mace and a .22 pistol. really people this is the best we can do ? are we that politically correct in this country ? what ever happened to to showing our kids how to fight and the commuity that would watch out for its self?
Yeah, I pretty much had to look up where schematics are, because aside from the first set of Rock-It Launcher plans, they're spread so far and wide discovering them all on your own is unlikely.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_3_crafting
That wiki is my best resource for Fallout 3 information.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_3_crafting
That wiki is my best resource for Fallout 3 information.
Actually there's more than one power station, and the one where you find the dart gun schematic isn't really on the way to anywhere, it's up at the northwest corner of the map.
Here's another good reference if you're looking for specific places: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_3_map Note that there are no less than seven power stations; 4 with MDPL designations and 3 with VAPL.
Here's another good reference if you're looking for specific places: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_3_map Note that there are no less than seven power stations; 4 with MDPL designations and 3 with VAPL.
Wait. What? That can't really... But IT IS?! How in the... yet couldn't they? I don't understand. This is worse than that fat obnoxious guy at work who insists that bananas are proof of intelligent design. I guess it might kinda work if I were somehow the rapist, because I'd spend a good 30 seconds confused as to whether or not that was a serious defense ploy. Yeah, I'd be bad at that.
Ahh but don't you all see? This is merely an update of a time honored tradition. The 50's had kids hiding under their desks in the belief it would save them from a nuclear explosion, the 90's had the belief that allowing prayers in school would result in peer pressure but allowing condoms wouldn't, and now the 21st century kids have this. Can't help the continuing pursuit of educational 'progress'.
You're not; according to the "new thinking" and "moral values" touching a child in ANY way means you're a dirty pedophile and should be locked away. Of course, since physical human contact is absolutely essential for proper development, we're well on our way to raising an entire generation of emotionally crippled people.
Hugs are indeed awesome. *also huggles?*
I bet even a father who hugs his daughter for more than five seconds would be called a pedo, though.
Darnit, if they're that worried about children being raped, why let them have any adult contact at all? Just put them in plastic bubbles and educate them with the Internet.
I bet even a father who hugs his daughter for more than five seconds would be called a pedo, though.
Darnit, if they're that worried about children being raped, why let them have any adult contact at all? Just put them in plastic bubbles and educate them with the Internet.
I'm loving the perplexed expression from Gwen in the second last frame there.
Let me pause here a moment to say that this might actually be somewhat effective; I mean, assuming Mr Pedobear doesn't intend to murder the poor kid afterwards, knowing that they know what he wants to do is wrong might be enough to stop it happening.
Okay, back to the picture. :P I like Alex's look in this too, tho I have to wonder what BHS stands for.
Incidentally those are also the initials of my high school. :P
Let me pause here a moment to say that this might actually be somewhat effective; I mean, assuming Mr Pedobear doesn't intend to murder the poor kid afterwards, knowing that they know what he wants to do is wrong might be enough to stop it happening.
Okay, back to the picture. :P I like Alex's look in this too, tho I have to wonder what BHS stands for.
Incidentally those are also the initials of my high school. :P
I somewhat agree with your statement that the dance would be effective, but only in the context of stopping stupid pedos, and only under very specific circumstances. The only scenerio I can imagine where this would work is if the kid was approached in a crowded area, then started dancing and singing louder than the crowd around them, thus drawing attention towards them and the stupid pedo. Then "American Mob Mentality" ™ would take hold of the crowd, quickly driving off or eradicating the stupid pedo in a frenzy of shouting, protests and marches to the capital in order to continue defending children.
This would not work in many other situations, such as where a child would not get the chance to dance and sing for a croud to defend them. Again, this is only a theory, as I have yet to see this (exact) scenerio play itself out.
This would not work in many other situations, such as where a child would not get the chance to dance and sing for a croud to defend them. Again, this is only a theory, as I have yet to see this (exact) scenerio play itself out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31CeU7RJxAE The Proof is out there!
Sweet merciful Buddha! That has to be the silliest thing to ever teach a kid.... or anyone!
Sweet merciful Buddha! That has to be the silliest thing to ever teach a kid.... or anyone!
Heh, for those that still don't believe it, I've heard a variation of this song before now as well, though I had NO idea it was supposed to be a deterrent for rape, mainly because I've only heard the first two lines done before.
In the version I've heard, "personal square" is replaced with "no-no square", which I think rolls off the tongue and sounds better overall, while still getting the meaning across.
I have to wonder if you really need to turn around and show your ass while singing though. "Posing while singing is the only way the song works!"
In the version I've heard, "personal square" is replaced with "no-no square", which I think rolls off the tongue and sounds better overall, while still getting the meaning across.
I have to wonder if you really need to turn around and show your ass while singing though. "Posing while singing is the only way the song works!"
This is the same kind of stupidity as this: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:14152108
if I had a kid that suddenly came home and showed me this "song," the following would happen; first, my body would tense up so bad, that my hand holding the glass mug would be crushed into pieces of shards on the ground. Next, out of the sheer folly that the school would ACTUALY teach this, my brain would short circuit, and build pressure until I get a nose bleed. After which, I will gain temporary blindness, or I will not be able to see correctly due to the sudden shock of the “OMG! WTF! BBQ!” factor.
After all this happens, I may find myself paying for the medical bill of the teacher/principal responsible for the notion that they can teach MY young the things that should have had direct correspondence to the paradigm which is the directive of knowledge that cannot be bested!
Perilous, hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally No Good governments…and their system…
After all this happens, I may find myself paying for the medical bill of the teacher/principal responsible for the notion that they can teach MY young the things that should have had direct correspondence to the paradigm which is the directive of knowledge that cannot be bested!
Perilous, hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally No Good governments…and their system…
I gave up on the system ages ago. Seeing this now, I'm not just relieved that I did, I'm downright happy as hell I gave up! I mean Jesus Christ, I was lucky enough to just avoid ending up in a school with a pedo principal, if the entire public school system is doing this now then I can gather either one of two things. 1) Schools are run by people with no common sense whatsoever... which I already knew based on my time spent in one of their institutions... but now it's just gotten worse, which I also never doubted based on my view of humanity on the whole. Or 2) The whole system and everyone in it are pedophiles... again, doubtless.
I'm glad our local elementary closed down... Cuz if I looked across the way and ever saw kids doing this I swear to God I may just submit to carnal instinct and outright destroy something.
Also, is it just me or is the term bollocks getting around alot more? I admit I don't get around much, but still seems like I'm finding it in use in a lot more places than I used to. Now excuse me while I scream my head off into a pillow.
I'm glad our local elementary closed down... Cuz if I looked across the way and ever saw kids doing this I swear to God I may just submit to carnal instinct and outright destroy something.
Also, is it just me or is the term bollocks getting around alot more? I admit I don't get around much, but still seems like I'm finding it in use in a lot more places than I used to. Now excuse me while I scream my head off into a pillow.
Wow. The world just gets better and better.
Ya know, kids are gonna do this and yell rape just to get attention, and with my luck, it'd be cause I zoned out, and they think I'm staring. Grade school is not the time to teach this.
Also, I've met a woman who will yell rape and go for the crotch if you even look at her funny. If I were a rapist, I would wear a cup. Heck, I wear a cup anyway, since I have to be around that crazy bitch...
Ya know, kids are gonna do this and yell rape just to get attention, and with my luck, it'd be cause I zoned out, and they think I'm staring. Grade school is not the time to teach this.
Also, I've met a woman who will yell rape and go for the crotch if you even look at her funny. If I were a rapist, I would wear a cup. Heck, I wear a cup anyway, since I have to be around that crazy bitch...
I got a better idea, let's not get so frightened by the fear of random snatch-and-grabs that we leave our kids unattended around priests, family members, and other people who are socially isolated, sexually unsatisfied, and mentally unbalanced.
Child molestation is an opportunity crime, people. Don't let the opportunity happen.
Child molestation is an opportunity crime, people. Don't let the opportunity happen.
Sex ed, the war on drugs, the school system's way of handling bullies and kids that are struggling in class today in general... failures all. Especially since Bush set things up so the government would pull funding from schools that taught anything but abstinence only... sex ed no longer teaches about birth control. Then again, what can I expect from a society where two 15 year old kids can have consensual sex and both of them get sent to jail for rape because of it? Or just the male usually, no matter what the girl says... the psychologists will just keep asking her the same questions and telling her she's in denial until she thinks it was rape anyway, probably doing several times the psychological damage the actual sex could have possibly done in the process.
Yeah... sorry about that, I always get at least a little down thinking about this topic. A lot of social systems are broken. I really try not to think about normal people and society much, because I do see all the problems, I do see how it could be better, and I'm powerless to fix it.
On the bright side, despite how it may seem at times, I'm not alone. There's others who can understand my mindset, who realize how wrong things the majority of the human race seems to take for granted as the proper order of things are. Incidentally, 95% of these I've met are other furs. So there is hope. But until "justice" stops being just another word for "vengeance", until people learn compassion and understanding for others different from themselves, until law makers stop ignoring statistics and honest studies and what lines their own pockets, until more people take a serious, open minded look at what societies have and have not worked in the past and what systems worked best, we will still have many problems.
People need to open their eyes and examine everything they're told and ask,"Why? Why are things this way? Why is this wrong? Why is this right? Is the assumption this based on necessarily true?" Actual thought like this, unfortunately, seems to be something the majority of people out there are incapable of. So the best I can do is take solace in the few that can and actually care about others to boot.
On the bright side, despite how it may seem at times, I'm not alone. There's others who can understand my mindset, who realize how wrong things the majority of the human race seems to take for granted as the proper order of things are. Incidentally, 95% of these I've met are other furs. So there is hope. But until "justice" stops being just another word for "vengeance", until people learn compassion and understanding for others different from themselves, until law makers stop ignoring statistics and honest studies and what lines their own pockets, until more people take a serious, open minded look at what societies have and have not worked in the past and what systems worked best, we will still have many problems.
People need to open their eyes and examine everything they're told and ask,"Why? Why are things this way? Why is this wrong? Why is this right? Is the assumption this based on necessarily true?" Actual thought like this, unfortunately, seems to be something the majority of people out there are incapable of. So the best I can do is take solace in the few that can and actually care about others to boot.
Good old Bush. Always messing things up.
I remember dealing with bullies. Just taking care of them, making them get out of my face for good. Then I'd get called to see the principal and blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaah.
I just walked home. You don't punish someone for defending themselves. Besides, the school staff haven't done anything to earn my respect. They are not my parents, they are not the boss of my place of employment, and they are not an older relative besides my parents. You are just an employee at a place that has had so many "cuts" that the place is a really boring daycare. A really, really, boring, daycare.
Remember, the 15 year old boy obviously convinced the girl, right? Because guys are truly evil and in a situation where a guy and girl are involved, it's obviously only the guy's fault. That's what Lifetime tells us. Kind of like how some places believe that there is no such thing as a woman raping a man, then punish the man. This may sound awful, but I can't believe that in any kind of "situation", like if a girl tries to steal something from me, it is not considered alright to use violent force to get her to stop. That's sexist. If I can't hit a woman in that situation, then I can't hit a man either, because that's fair. I feel very safe in my society. People are okay with bullying and all this other crap, but they whine about a phone being able to "track" them?
I remember dealing with bullies. Just taking care of them, making them get out of my face for good. Then I'd get called to see the principal and blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaah.
I just walked home. You don't punish someone for defending themselves. Besides, the school staff haven't done anything to earn my respect. They are not my parents, they are not the boss of my place of employment, and they are not an older relative besides my parents. You are just an employee at a place that has had so many "cuts" that the place is a really boring daycare. A really, really, boring, daycare.
Remember, the 15 year old boy obviously convinced the girl, right? Because guys are truly evil and in a situation where a guy and girl are involved, it's obviously only the guy's fault. That's what Lifetime tells us. Kind of like how some places believe that there is no such thing as a woman raping a man, then punish the man. This may sound awful, but I can't believe that in any kind of "situation", like if a girl tries to steal something from me, it is not considered alright to use violent force to get her to stop. That's sexist. If I can't hit a woman in that situation, then I can't hit a man either, because that's fair. I feel very safe in my society. People are okay with bullying and all this other crap, but they whine about a phone being able to "track" them?
Ok. By the way, he has a song now. The first 1:15 of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
The thing that gets me is that my mind looks at this and knows that it's very likely it's being taught in elementary schools. Thing that really gets me isn't that it's being taught that gets me so rilled up, but rather the idea that some school administrators came up with having this taught it to kids because it's cheaper then giving a kid practical self-defense training they can apply to any situation.
Actually, we used to sing this for fun in my middle school...everyone thought it was hilarious. Except we said "get the f**k away from me" at the end, haha.
What age are they teaching this to kids, cuz I was pretty sure I learned it from someone who got it from a high schooler...
What age are they teaching this to kids, cuz I was pretty sure I learned it from someone who got it from a high schooler...
I just need to say, if someone tells my kids this, if I ever have kids, I will punch them in the face then tell my kids this "Remember, if it's a man, kick in the balls, if it's a woman or a man who likes the kick, grab something heavy and smash into their head until they stop moveing"
Ooh my.. This is depressing AND hilarious. It baffles me to no end how people can come up with something so stupid and expect it to work. It's time to introduce common sense classes too, and not just for children.
Also when I was little I had a nearly identical swimsuit, the stars were covered in some kind of sparkly paint.
Also when I was little I had a nearly identical swimsuit, the stars were covered in some kind of sparkly paint.
I could see the rapist just standing there looking at the kid for a minute not saying anything. A blink or two as the song and dance sink in and then just as the kid thinks its okay to leave... rapist grabs the kids arm and says.
"That was cute... Do it again."
"That was cute... Do it again."
Then you obviously can't tell somebody in the mood for sex from a rapist. Preference makes no difference here (and with the several putatively age-stratified types of preferences we're discussing here, preference even correlates negatively with rape at levels far above statistical significance, even), no matter how many billions of Dollars government agencies have spent on hate speech since the Reagan administration to make you believe otherwise.
Ask yourself: What kind of attitude on sexuality is it that's telling you there's no difference whatsoever between a person in the mood for sexual activity and a rapist? That sex supposedly *IS* rape?
Ask yourself: What kind of attitude on sexuality is it that's telling you there's no difference whatsoever between a person in the mood for sexual activity and a rapist? That sex supposedly *IS* rape?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOoB9vQ5ldU for all those that still wonder yes its real I learned this in girl scouts and was pretty sure even then I would just run first. And kick.
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