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Australian Grimmsnarl / Yowie
by pocket_son
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4 years ago
Sit down motherfuckers, it’s story time.
I’m Australian.
Our fauna wants to murder us and the sun is a literal laser. We don’t have many urban legends here since the crackheads already fill that role.
But what we do have, and I repeat, is finest Aussie culture: (apart from fairy bread that is)
Is
Motherfucking
Yowie.
These dudes are pretty much Bigfoot but will fuck your dad.
Big monstrous GILFs. Not to mention, their name is LITERALLY PRONOUNCED AS GAY JAPANESE PORN.
Now, these guys are big. Huge. They mainly have white hair and their proportions are all over the place. So, my gay ass who lusts for Grimms obviously had to put the biggest fucking tits on this old man. So bam,
Yowee Grimm.
You may now cum.
I’m Australian.
Our fauna wants to murder us and the sun is a literal laser. We don’t have many urban legends here since the crackheads already fill that role.
But what we do have, and I repeat, is finest Aussie culture: (apart from fairy bread that is)
Is
Motherfucking
Yowie.
These dudes are pretty much Bigfoot but will fuck your dad.
Big monstrous GILFs. Not to mention, their name is LITERALLY PRONOUNCED AS GAY JAPANESE PORN.
Now, these guys are big. Huge. They mainly have white hair and their proportions are all over the place. So, my gay ass who lusts for Grimms obviously had to put the biggest fucking tits on this old man. So bam,
Yowee Grimm.
You may now cum.
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