Ralus? Acting adorable? I'll give you a minute to look outside for any airborne pigs.

Done? Great! With the Diamond and Pearl remakes coming out soon, I figured it was about time to make something Pokemon related. So here's a pretty quick draw of my sona with my favorite Sinnoh starter! Now I know what you're thinking: "but Arca9t4, one of the starters is literally a fire-wielding martial artist. Why isn't he cradling a Chimchar?" To which I say: good question! They're actually neck and neck in terms of favoritism (sorry Piplup fans!), but I really can't say why Turtwig gets the nod. Turtle power, I guess? Torterra's a beast, at the very least. Curse it up, then go to town with Earthquakes, Wood Hammers, and occasionally Crunches. Pair this with a Quick Claw for maximum fun.

As for the rest of the team? Luxray, Floatzel, Bronzong, Honchkrow, and Heracross are what I'm thinking. That's right, this furry isn't using a Lucario! How quirky of me (though Floatzel and Luxray are fairly popular as well, hmm). I'll probably build something more competitively viable post-game like I always do, and you'd better believe Arcanine's showing up there. Screw the fact that it's not OU, Arc's my fave, and it's not totally useless. I recently added my Switch ID to my profile, so if you want to battle, there you go. Just DM me via Discord or a note if you do. I'd love to know who's ass I've kicked.