ca me rappelle une episode des simpsons :P trop drole XD

Celui ou Homer remplace Smithers comme l’assistant personnel de Mr. Burns? Ouais, c’est par la que j’ai eu l’inspiration pour le titre de ce BD. xD

Merci! ^^

:P

Lol amusing

Nyuk nyuk nyuk. :P

Thanks!

Been peeking around your page, got some pretty funny stuff.

You got balls. I like balls.

Why stop at balls? There are other parts on him to enjoy just as much.

NO wait! I didn't mean it that way!!!! D:

But I did.

Hehe, that looks like it might've smarted a little.

LOL, naw, just moreso freaked me out for a second. I mean, you don't exactly expect something to suddenly come flying at your face while on a roller coaster.

Well, now I know how Fabio felt.

True enough.

What happened to Fabio?

He got a SEAGULL in his face during a rollercoaster ride.

That's gross.

Like way gross. Was he okay?

It was a goose, actually. :P

A twenty-pounder, at that. Amazingly, he walked away from the incident just a little bloody and with a wee cut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7w4dpxgSWA

Fuck, that could've broken his neck!

lol i love this comic =3.

Reminds me of the time when someone spit in mid air and it hit me in the face . The guy went incognito and blend with the crowd after the ride. Revenge!

Aich. My sympathies. xD Getting hit with a cell phone is weird enough to be funny, but spit??

Were that the case, this comic would have had an extra panel featuring me with a knife, cutting my way out of my restraints, and climbing over the seats above me to get to the guy who did that, mid-ride.

It would have been SO Michael Bay. xD

LOL you would be so pissed you would bend everything like the movie Inception

What the hell are the odds of that even happening? XD!

I ain't no statistician, mathematician, or whoever the heck it is that calculates odds, but I would have to say "Zero-to-balls" odds. :P

Talk about roaming charges!

LOL.

The phone "roamed" from it's pocket and "charged" me in the face. :P

And your earts will be ringtoning for quite a while.

Lolz, ah too funny. At least it wasn't barf ^^ *shudders at horrible memories*

Well, as my last trip to LaRonde might have suggested, I was very nearly the party responsible for giving such horrible memories to someone else. xD Glad both that I have so far stayed away from being on either the receiving, or the giving end of that one. :P

Thanks, man!

man i couldnt stick going upside down on a rollercoaster

Pff! The Roller Coaster cares not whether you are consenting... YOU WILL BE UPSIDE DOWN IF THE ROLLER COASTER WILLS IT TO BE!!!

*Thunder n' lighting crackle in the background* :P

i'd loose my glasses XD

Damn you Rogers >:V

Roger's has the greatest coverage area in North America... and that includes YOUR FACE! *SMACK!!* :P

It has always amazed me how flying objects will always target and eye, or a head, or some other tender part when there are pretty much infinite targets available. I suspect the universe does it on purpose for its own amusement.

Quite. It's rather uncanny... as if somehow, fate is controlling us all through the controls of an FPS, and like anyone else playing one of those kinds of games, the temptation to either aim for the head or the junk is just too great. :P

Ça me rappelle un peu une fois où, sur un vol Paris-Rome, l'abruti (Italien; rien contre eux, mais…) assis devant moi sort son portable durant l'approche finale et se met à causer—FORT. L' hôtesse rapplique et lui demande de bien vouloir ranger son portable. Le type fait mine de ne pas comprendre, et elle se répète en Italien. Il finit par acquiescer, et elle retourne s'assoir. Dés qu'elle est hors de vue, il remet ça, et elle revient, cette fois avec un steward. Pris de panique, l'abruti balance son portable par-dessus son épaule, essayant de faire mine de rien. (naturellement, c'est moi qui me le suis pris dans la face)
Bref, les joies de la vie de tous les jours, hein? ;)
Très chouette mise en scène.

Oh, pour l’amour de... xD

Ouaip, le destin, ca réussi toujours à trouver des affaires intéressantes a garrocher dans ta gueule. Jusqu'à présent, j’en ai eu un portable, un Nintendo 64, un hamster, un bac plein de bobettes, et un carton de lait au chocolat, entres autres. :P

Merci beaucoup! ^^

this amuses me

THEN WE ARE MOST PLEASED.

I'm adding this to my list of reasons why I hate cell phones. And stupid people (I have two lists).

Awesome comic! :3

xD To be fair, it was an honest accident. My own cell was tucked away in my pocket, too, so it could very well have been my Samsung Intensity getting all intense up in someone else's face at 75 KPH.

... and then someone else would be making this comic instead of me. :P

Thanks, as always, man!

I like to think that I have good reflexes, but I'd need to be fucking Neo to dodge something coming at me at 75 KPH in the blink of an eye. xD

Actually, I DID sort of catch it, as it ended up falling in my seat. I grabbed onto it so that it wouldn't fall out again during the ride.

As I told ya man, this is looking quite awesome! Your style really does give a good sense of action and flow, of course all the details you throw in make it even more fun to stare at for ages :D

I once tried to have a staring contest with one of your pieces beforehand, That bitch totally cheated by being a .jpeg, I had it locked down for a good two hours, just staring, staring, staring, I didn't give a shit about the ambulances and horse trailers driving about as I was trying to drive to the local Wal-Mart, I wanted to WIN! I NEEDED TO WIN! Now that my license is revoked I can sit here all day and try to win this contest once more, I shall win today! I SHALL!!!

Unless of course I happen to get called into pancake duty at the local Canada relief center (I'm sorry for the tragedy your people are facing man, I know Celine Dion violently regurgitated her minions all over Manitoba unleashing her hell fury upon the country like a plague must be tough, and if my coming to y'alls relief by making some toilet paper soup, I'm happy to perform swift justice Nancy Grace-style, I just need to find a blonde wig that makes me look like a love doll), I had to go to one last night as it was full of Raccoons from British Columbia needing to escape the confines of the minions death screams, The look of sadness and absolute horror in their eyes nearly broke my liver, it was horrible...

... Oh, right! The piece, 'tis still fun, and as I told ya before it's good you were able to hold unto your lunch this time, though, in all fairness, you should of swallowed your own phone and as the coaster goes to make a swift upside 180 curled turn, regurgitate it back out to knock him in the head, thinking on it, that could be better than Karma sending the Gophers at him, trust me, once that bitch sends out those demon spawn, a phone coated in a lil' ill upchucked at high speed is a far better judgment, good God man!

While I appreciate being a third-party to what surely must have been the most epic traffic-incident in recent memory... (After all, third parties rarely take the heat for incidents in question... I mean, Beyonce didn't take much Flak for Kanye's rather overzealous affection for her, right? RIGHT??) ... the carbon footprint I am now partially responsible for will take my my whole lifetime to make up for! Dude, fuck recycling and using lower-watt bulbs, I am going to have to re-forestate Japan! Like, impregnate their impregnable walls of concrete with seeds so radioactively powerful that they actually fight back when someone tries to shear or pluck them as they grow. They'll probably be armed with piano wire, if I engineered them just right, but otherwise, they'll beat them at their own game and master Karate. :P

And don't worry about the raccoon problem for much longer, dude... we appreciate your efforts, Celine is quickly becoming irrelevant thanks to the newfound popularity of this one artist who just scrapes his genitals against a grind-sander and records his screams. With any luck, she'll be eventually reduced to complete powerlessness, and with that, her flying monkey minions will be free to become productive members of society, and taking all the menial jobs so the rest of Canada can go back to focusing on taking over Switzerland.

Anyhow, thanks again, man. :3 As the guy in question is a friend, though, I decided to shrug off the incident as "Funny, in retrospect." You know, kind of like the 80s. :P

OMG i would have been so mad at the guy who lost the cell phone!!!!

Well, I kind of exaggerated the story a little for comic effect, here. :P It hit me more in the upper chest area rather than the face, but still... CELL PHONE FLYING AT YOU AT 75 KILOMETERS PER HOUR WHILE UPSIDE DOWN!!! Just TRY not to freak out at that. xD

Besides, dude was my friend, and he ownd airsoft guns.

Once again, your facial expressions win me over! http://xkcd.com/249/

xD Oh, man... NICE FIND. :3

And thanks... it's funny, though, I drew those faces right side up, then flipped them upside down, and they somehow looked completely wrong. So I modified 'em a little bit from a downward angle, and they came out sorta okay. I guess you really need to draw upside down faces as if they are upside down, or everybody knows you're fakin' worse than 60's batman climbing up a wall. xD

I remember going on this one ride and seeing the usual sign that says no to ride, if you're pregnant, have heart conditions, head injuries, etc. but there was one part that said NOT TO BRING YOUR ARTIFICIAL LIMB ON THE RIDE! And even better, it was a separate part of the sign that had been added later. You know they wouldn't have had to add that unless someone actually rode the roller coaster with a prosthetic leg and had it fly off at one point and hit a baby stroller on the other side of the park!

Ouch.... talk about phone charges. That must've hurt.

*pounce huggles and chest/bellyrubs.*

Naw, it actually missed my face and hit me in the chest. I just drew it this way for comic effect. :P

So no worries. My face is still pretty. Hey, why did you suddenly start laughing like that??

Yeah comic effect is nice.

No real reason.

*grins while laughing and steals your pants and that and runs off.*

*breathes a huge sigh of relief* The prettiness of your face must NOT be marred!! :D

He's that short, I'm surprised it didn't get him square between the eyes

Well thank goodness it didn't. :)

Meh, I think it would've done him a favour.

*Gets smacked in the face with a phone/watermelon* OW! Ow, damn, man! *Squints* Holy shit, that knocked my left eye back into alignment! I can see perfectly, now!

*Stares at you* ... ew.

Heheehe

I know that must have hurt like a bitch, and been quite the shock, but I still can't help laughing. :P Probably because, as usual, the way you draw your comics is just so damn hilarious. There's a reason they call it "Amusing Injuries", and you seem to have mastered that in your cartoony style.

Thanks once again for an awesome, great pic that shows off your talents, attention to detail, and humor. I really needed this...

Was more shock and surprise than it was hurt, but yeah. :P Thanks, as always, for your high praise, my man. As usual, I'm just happy that the oddities in my life can act as sources of enjoyment for others. (I mean, flying cell phones? How can you NOT use that as comic material??) Especially if you've been having a bit of a tough day... knowing that makes the effort put into this much, much more rewarding. :)

Well, good to hear. And reading other comments on this page is thankfully making this less and less distressing and more and more hilarious. ;)

Heck, while the oddities of your life make great humor fodder, your very existence makes for improving my day/week/life. :D And I truly mean that, the world is a better place for having you in it. *hugs*

Hope to talk to you soon!

"Motherf-...Your cell phone hit me in the eye!"

"Did you catch it?"

"No, it hit me in the eye!"

"Well, geez, thanks a lot! Now my phone is gone, ya' jerk!"

"My eye is bruised!"

Actually, I DID catch it. Well, sorta... it hit my chest and bounced off into the seat, and I grabbed it to keep it from falling out again on the next loop-to-loop. :P Not exactly Matrix-like reflexes, but still...

You all should be glad the phone was caught at all. xD And that dude should've better secured his stuff.

*facepaw*
c'est tellement le moment pour paporter sur son cell, t'imagine celui ou celle qui va texter en plein manège par la suite X3 lol

xD

Entrée Twitter : Okay, on est sur le Boomerang maintenant… po grand-chose, on monte lentement, c’est tout et SHIIIIT ON Y VA A L’ENVERS!!! WAAAAAHHH!! :D

A vraie dire, moi, j’avais mon cell dans ma poche aussi… ca aurais pu facilement être moi dans cette situation, aussi. :P

Eh, I'm too much of a wimp to go on coasters. Something about the concept of the loops scares me, let alone spirals while upside down and hanging from the track rather then in a cart. I'll take stage shows and kiddy rides any day. No tea cups. I could handle those at one time, they make me sick now though.

:P As a previous entry shows, I'm pretty susceptible to spinning motions, too. Funny, now that you mention it, I do recall having been able to handle the tea cups pretty well as a kid.

Roller coasters, though? I fuckin' love those things.If I'm just launching in a forward motion, then it's easy on my stomach and the most fun you can have at those speeds without getting ticketed. :)

I did indeed see your previous entry, and I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I'm okay with some coasters, just not any with loops, and non-loop coasters that are good are hard to come by. The three I enjoy the most all happen to be at Walt Disney World: Big Thunder Mountain, Space Mountain (though I feel like I'm gonna hit my head), and Expedition Everest.

What the- *hit* Oww! Mother of, -url. *whimpers*

Lewl. :3

Good approximation of my reaction, although I don't pepper my cursing with Uniform Resource Locators or other internet terms when angry.

:P

Quoi vous êtes allé à la ronde et j'ai pas été au courant :P ... Faut que j'y aille cet année

Héhé… ca fait ma deuxième fois cette année, et je pense que ca va me suffire… sauf si on y va en grosse gang encore. :P

Je pense que ca ferme au fin d’octobre, alors t’en a encore du temps. ;3

Je sais sauf qu'octobre j'ai 2 fds ou je suis à L'extérieur

Comme dhab, tes comic sont tjrs cool... Et heureusement rien de ca ne mest arrive... encore ... Mais jai ma passe cette annee faudrait que je retourne a la ronde avant que lannee finisse ...

Héhé… merci, man! ^^

Je pense que ca ferme au fin d’octobre, alors t’en a encore du temps pour y aller et pour vivre une telle expérience. :P

well the moral of this comic is never bring a cellphone on the roller coaster..or you may lose it. funny comic buddy :3

You may lose it, and lose it in someone's face. Just hope that they're your friend, or you leave yourself wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open to a lawsuit. xD

Thanks, man! :3

Damn how does someone's cell fall out like that? Did they find the phone in one piece at least?? :o

LOL, dunno. Guess the Gs we were pulling while looping around managed to pull the phone out of the pocket or something pseudo-sciencey like that. :P

And yeah, it fell into the seat I was in, so I just held on to it, and gave it back to Tiger once the ride was over. All was well by the end. xD

je pense qu'il y a une leçon a tirer de tout ça ! * skotch son cell sur lui *

Je suis pas abonné avec ''Roger'' donc j'pense que l'histoire du Raton kong fu risque de pas fonctionner lol !

Mais super J'adore Felin ^^

Hiii. :3 Merci, merci, et merci! C’est une bonne petite leçon pour ceux qui voudraient y faire une entrée Twitter durant leur prochain trip en manège. :P

teh FUCK!? THE CELLPHONE!? What happened to THE PHONE!?!?

Try calling it and see if we can hear it ringing.

*Does so.*

RIIING! RIIIING!!

Oh, hey, it's right next to that unconscious lion on the roller coaster! :D

Yeah, guess it WAS kinda on the nose. :P

... or, rather, the forehead. xD

hello? who is it? no his busy right now, can i leave a note?

xD xD

"Oh, and make it fast... I just got clocked on the head at 90 Kph, so I could pass out at any moment." :P

at the otter side of the phone "can you tell him that his mother calld to remind him to put all things that is easy to fall out of his pocket at one of the restaurants in the park, he can easily forget things you know #^=^#"

D: NOW YOU CAN INTERCEPT HIS CALLS WITH YOUR MIND